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Cocklaphobia 

A Phobia or Fear of hats or headgear, perhaps what is under them, or of wearing them.

The opposite of this would be the love or fetish of hats kapelophile which likely stems from the French words chapeau, chapeaux, chapeaus, capel or chapel which originate from the Latin word cappellum "hood, hat", the diminutive of cappa "hooded cloak", which is also where cap pulls it's original meaning from.

Thus, you could extrapolate kapelophobia or chapeauphobia, chapeauphile could just as well be valid words.. if you are creative like that, and they sound a more appropriate than... cock-laphobia

We seem to be lacking good long fancy words for hat, which is a real shame. *tips hat*
His cocklaphobia meant that he preferred to use an umbrella.
Cocklaphobia by HD6 April 30, 2012

Cyclophobia 

The irrational fear of bicycles.
Person 1: hop on my bike!
Person 2: nah man I got, cyclophobia.
Person 1: you scared of cyclops?
Person 2: no, bicycle.
Cyclophobia by veekeev February 7, 2021

Coalaphobia 

The Pathological and Ideological Fear of Coal
“There’s no word for Coalaphobia officially, Mr Speaker.” - Scomo 2017
Coalaphobia by NormoftheNorth October 2, 2020

Cyclophobia 

The Fear Of Bicycles
Susan: "Aaaah.... I just saw a bike!"
Greg: "So what?"
Susan: "I'm deathly afraid of bikes; I have Cyclophobia."
Greg: "You stupid c***!"

cacaphobia 

i have cacaphobia after i saw wills skids
cacaphobia by jondunn January 18, 2022

cockaphobia 

heartie has a severe case of cockaphobia
cockaphobia by tre June 6, 2003