Cyclaphobia

The Fear or Hatred of Cyclopsis

Man you can't talk to them that way, what do you have cyclaphobia or something?

Cyclaphobia by GravitronGam June 23, 2026

Cocklaphobia 

A Phobia or Fear of hats or headgear, perhaps what is under them, or of wearing them.

The opposite of this would be the love or fetish of hats kapelophile which likely stems from the French words chapeau, chapeaux, chapeaus, capel or chapel which originate from the Latin word cappellum "hood, hat", the diminutive of cappa "hooded cloak", which is also where cap pulls it's original meaning from.

Thus, you could extrapolate kapelophobia or chapeauphobia, chapeauphile could just as well be valid words.. if you are creative like that, and they sound a more appropriate than... cock-laphobia

We seem to be lacking good long fancy words for hat, which is a real shame. *tips hat*

His cocklaphobia meant that he preferred to use an umbrella.

Cocklaphobia by HD6 April 30, 2012

Cyclophobia 

The irrational fear of bicycles.

Person 1: hop on my bike!
Person 2: nah man I got, cyclophobia.
Person 1: you scared of cyclops?
Person 2: no, bicycle.

Cyclophobia by veekeev February 7, 2021

Coalaphobia 

The Pathological and Ideological Fear of Coal

“There’s no word for Coalaphobia officially, Mr Speaker.” - Scomo 2017

Coalaphobia by NormoftheNorth October 2, 2020

Cyclophobia 

The Fear Of Bicycles

Susan: "Aaaah.... I just saw a bike!"
Greg: "So what?"
Susan: "I'm deathly afraid of bikes; I have Cyclophobia."
Greg: "You stupid c***!"

Cyclophobia by domestic.squander March 8, 2014

cacaphobia 

scared of poopoo

i have cacaphobia after i saw wills skids

cacaphobia by jondunn January 18, 2022

cockaphobia 

one afraid of the cock

heartie has a severe case of cockaphobia

cockaphobia by tre June 6, 2003