Cyclophobia

The irrational fear of bicycles.

Person 1: hop on my bike!
Person 2: nah man I got, cyclophobia.
Person 1: you scared of cyclops?
Person 2: no, bicycle.

Cyclophobia by veekeev February 7, 2021

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The Fear Of Bicycles

Susan: "Aaaah.... I just saw a bike!"
Greg: "So what?"
Susan: "I'm deathly afraid of bikes; I have Cyclophobia."
Greg: "You stupid c***!"

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Related Words

Cacophobia

Ugg!! Don't bring that hideous beast in here! You know I suffer from Cacophobia!!!

Cacophobia by Phobiaz July 22, 2008

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A fear of ugliness. But mainly used by pretentious judgmental people wanting an excuse to be complete and utter assholes

Get your fugly ass away from me! I have cacophobia and I can’t have your disgusting pig face anywhere near me!

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Cynophobia is an extreme fear of dogs.

Because the girl suffered from cynophobia, she couldn't be near a dog without being extremely anxious and afraid.

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As the little kid ran away from the person with diabetes, i thought to myself that he must have cocophobia

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Cockophobia is the extreme fear of the scrotum and the penis.

If or when you whip out for penis, and your girlfriend screams, this is the fear of cockophobia.

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