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Cybernauts 

Fake videos by authors, elitists, or spammers claimed to be of authenticity made from topics about anything from ufos, ghosts, bigfoot and the paranormal. Usually proven fake, on some rare cases real.
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Cybernauts by anon76889 April 9, 2010
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Cybernate 

To take random extended absences from all you social networking sites and/or computer in general. This may be due to sex, relationships, drug use, and or laziness.
drugs relationships sex

"hey why didnt you come last night, i sent you a message about the party?"

"oh sorry, im cybernating"

"man everyone online is giving me shit"
"maybe you should cybernate till this is all over"
Cybernate by carneyman17 December 24, 2009

cybernaut 

One who spends alot of time in cyberspace.
He's a real cybernaut by spending so much time on computer.
cybernaut by Alan Laskow June 7, 2003
Agressive Scottish nationalist online troll.
'I was trolled by a cybernat again today'.
cybernat by 808 State March 6, 2017

cybernuts 

Condition in which online user develops spontaneous accelerated growth of the testicles causing irrational, aggressive behavior and resulting in posts written in all caps, bold face type, and/or multiple special characters (!).
Billy is a such a timid guy until he goes online and his cybernuts grow out of proportion to his actual nuts and he starts berrating everyone on the forum. Billy would never say this in real life of course, his cybernuts tend to grow huge underneath his keyboard.
cybernuts by El Pinto Negro June 22, 2012

cybernautism 

the ideology on how can people secure their data online.
It is important to follow cybernautismcybernautism
cybernautism by baitspotter January 29, 2018

Cybernate 

To stay in your room all the while and do nothing but play Xbox and wank profusely over Internet porn.
"Dude, your right arm is like double the size of your left! You should get out more instead of cybernate all the time!"
Cybernate by coxycjc April 9, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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