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Cybernate 

To take random extended absences from all you social networking sites and/or computer in general. This may be due to sex, relationships, drug use, and or laziness.
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"hey why didnt you come last night, i sent you a message about the party?"

"oh sorry, im cybernating"

"man everyone online is giving me shit"
"maybe you should cybernate till this is all over"
Cybernate by carneyman17 December 24, 2009

cybernaut 

One who spends alot of time in cyberspace.
He's a real cybernaut by spending so much time on computer.
cybernaut by Alan Laskow June 7, 2003
'I was trolled by a cybernat again today'.
cybernat by 808 State March 6, 2017

cybernuts 

Condition in which online user develops spontaneous accelerated growth of the testicles causing irrational, aggressive behavior and resulting in posts written in all caps, bold face type, and/or multiple special characters (!).
Billy is a such a timid guy until he goes online and his cybernuts grow out of proportion to his actual nuts and he starts berrating everyone on the forum. Billy would never say this in real life of course, his cybernuts tend to grow huge underneath his keyboard.
cybernuts by El Pinto Negro June 22, 2012

cybernautism 

the ideology on how can people secure their data online.
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cybernautism by baitspotter January 29, 2018

Cybernate 

To stay in your room all the while and do nothing but play Xbox and wank profusely over Internet porn.
"Dude, your right arm is like double the size of your left! You should get out more instead of cybernate all the time!"
Cybernate by coxycjc April 9, 2016