Cutri

A Member of an italian Mafia family.

Watch out, he's a Cutri!

by <p>Mike Oxlong</p> January 17, 2022

DeSantis curious

DeSantis curious — The Republican Party kink of trying out Ron “pudding fingers and white rubber boots” DeSantis; as opposed to sticking with and getting screwed by Trump and Trump drama. The most recent example of Trump drama being Trump being found liable for the sexual abuse in the E. Jean Carroll on May 9th 2023.

The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.

Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.

I used to like being grabbed by the pussy by Donald Trump; but, after years of this I’m kinda DeSantis curious.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 10, 2023

La Catrina

An educational television show shown by teachers in Spanish classes. It is done in the form of a telenovela, and it's pretty much the cheesiest thing to ever be on Earth. It's about a really enthusiastic girl named Jamie who goes to Mexico with her classmate, Phillip. They go to a bunch of random places, enter a love triangle with an insanely horny guy named Carlos who works at a charity devoted to decreasing the use of pesticides and hates everything American, and get followed around by a creepy detective hired by a librarian that's actually supposed to guard them or something like that. The librarian also has a greasy assistant that keeps trying to hit on Jamie. (Basically, everyone is trying to hit on her.) Eventually, the chick gets all the land that her great grandmother owned back from some evil old politican and donates it to the pesticide charity. She decides to go back to America and leaves the horny Mexican guy devastated. It's memorable because of how completely ridiculous it is. Everybody dresses horrendously, and everything is just exaggerated. For proof on how terribly cheesy this is, look up "el baile de queso" on YouTube.

At least it's not el enredo

"MI BISABUELAAAAAA... La catrina!!!!

"Van a tu país, como todos los norteamericanos. ¡Tú, Jamie, TODOS!"

"Maríííía. Maria Linaaaaaaaares."

"GETHIM"

by adamkrupinski May 5, 2013

cuntrivance

noun 1) A skillfully-crafted scheme to get laid.

Bob was horny, so he formulated a cuntrivance to ease his suffering.

by ah_halifax1 November 19, 2013

Bi-curious

Someone who is unsure about their sexuality And suspects they might be bisexual. They can also suspect having another sexuality (that is not necessarily bisexuality) but because they are unsure still, they can still be part of this definition. Being bi-curious is mostly being open about considering your sexuality! Most of the people who classify as bi-curious are/want to experiment to discover what they like.

“I think I might be bisexual, but I’m not too sure... for now I guess I am bi-curious! I hope I find myself soon🙂”

by Addy writes August 4, 2020

Cumtrifuge

A cum centrifuge.

“That’s it, you’re going to the cumtrifuge” -Derek M. Stalcup

by Duck3133 December 15, 2021

Lesbian Curious

a girl that is bisexual that is leaning towards becoming a full on lesbian

Elizabeth doesn't know if she likes boys anymore so she's always talking to girls. She thinks boys are hurtful but isn't ready to let go because society wants her to be with a boy although she loves to be with girls which makes her think if she should fully be a lesbian...she is therefore lesbian curious.

by Kriss ow ow ow August 9, 2010