Cumtrifuge

A cum centrifuge.

“That’s it, you’re going to the cumtrifuge” -Derek M. Stalcup

Cumtrifuge by Duck3133 December 15, 2021

Cumtrifuge

When you blow a load in a chick on a playground merry-go-round, then jump off and spin the merry-go-round so fast that your cum flies out of her pussy.

Let me borrow those sparklers so I can tape them to the merry-go-round to make this cumtrifuge I'm giving Kim more festive.

While having a little get together at the playground down the street, my buddy found out I gave his girlfriend a cumtrifuge when he got hit in the face with my cum.

Cumtrifuge by Tony "Tone" Booyah July 29, 2009

ego-centrifuge 

A complex centrifuge designed to condensate, and thus enhance, a human's or other living thing's ego. While moderate treatments are said to have an encouraging and self-centering effect particularly on shy characters (as for instance emos), overexposure may result in a critical level of self-esteem surplus. The only apparatus known to create d-granite.

You're so arrogant, did you spend last night in the ego-centrifuge?

That emo kid should really spend a good day in the ego-centrifuge!

ego-centrifuge by Dr. No 2000 January 13, 2011

Avalon Centrifuge

Avalon Centrifuge is a character introduced in LittleBigPlanet 2. He is a well known face in the science sector, as the inventor of science itself, and of ingenious furry inventions, robots disguised as animals. He is the Creator Curator and dictator of Avalonia, a city in the skies that he treats as labs and as home.

Avalon is a small statured man with a body type similar to that of Sackboy's, even up to the seams in his head. He has a big pink nose and a thick ginger mustache coming out of it. His hair is curly and ginger, styled in a mullet, but he does have a bald spot. His skin is pink, however his eyes are constantly covered by a pair of dark red shades with white frames. He has a portable mic around his head that connects to a belt around his waist. His clothes are very "disco" and feature a pair of tight white pants and a white jacket that reveals his bare chest which is very hairy in a tuft of unkept ginger hair.

Credits: LittleBigPlanet Wiki

Clive Handforth: Hello Science Face.

Avalon Centrifuge: That's Avalon Centrifuge to you!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Hey Kiddo! Welcome to the triumphant manifestation of my transcendence.

I call it home.

That's enough! It's business time.

Ace, the time has come for you to learn the ways of The Machines.

You shall become a pilot.

I shall lead us to victory, and you shall be my Number 2!

Larry Da Vinci: Now see here Avalon, I am the leader of the Alliance.

We've talked about this.

Avalon Centrifuge: The Negativitron may attack at any moment: Nothing is more important than defending Avalonia.

Larry Da Vinci: And Craftworld.

Avalon Centrifuge: And Craftworld. We must me prepared. Clive?

Clive Handforth: Yes Mr. Science?

Avalon Centrifuge: Fetch my Tall Orange Mochaccino. I've got a brain thinking to do.

Clive Handforth: Oh.

Avalon Centrifuge by Vtgcycvttvctt June 4, 2022

The Centrifuge Joke 

The worst Studio C joke as proclaimed by Jeremy Warner. What happened was when the cast was bouncing ideas off each other, someone brought up a joke about centrifuge that everyone thought was bad except for Matt Meese, who loved it. The joke made it into the final cut of “The Original Gold Digger.”

The Centrifuge Joke:
“I just have to change the atomic structure of the straw through nuclear fusion! Just lemme get my centrifuge!”
-Matt Meese

The Centrifuge Joke by Quincy McKenzie July 10, 2020

cuntrifugal force 

The force that tends to expel a thing or parts of a thing outward and away from a center of bitchiness.

No one wants to be around the bitch because of the mean strength of her cuntrifugal force.

cuntrifugal force by buttfinger December 9, 2013

the killion centrifuge 

when you cum in a girl at the park, put her in one of those spinny things, and spin her around as fast as you can until the cum separates into its individual components

"bro, i TOTALLY knocked her out with the killion centrifuge when we went to the park!"

the killion centrifuge by ARealBrayton March 12, 2021