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centrifuge 

I know this one guy who completed Destroy Dick December.
He's a total centrifuge
centrifuge by iwantmisatotofartonme February 9, 2024
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ego-centrifuge 

A complex centrifuge designed to condensate, and thus enhance, a human's or other living thing's ego. While moderate treatments are said to have an encouraging and self-centering effect particularly on shy characters (as for instance emos), overexposure may result in a critical level of self-esteem surplus. The only apparatus known to create d-granite.
You're so arrogant, did you spend last night in the ego-centrifuge?

That emo kid should really spend a good day in the ego-centrifuge!
ego-centrifuge by Dr. No 2000 January 13, 2011

Avalon Centrifuge

Avalon Centrifuge is a character introduced in LittleBigPlanet 2. He is a well known face in the science sector, as the inventor of science itself, and of ingenious furry inventions, robots disguised as animals. He is the Creator Curator and dictator of Avalonia, a city in the skies that he treats as labs and as home.

Avalon is a small statured man with a body type similar to that of Sackboy's, even up to the seams in his head. He has a big pink nose and a thick ginger mustache coming out of it. His hair is curly and ginger, styled in a mullet, but he does have a bald spot. His skin is pink, however his eyes are constantly covered by a pair of dark red shades with white frames. He has a portable mic around his head that connects to a belt around his waist. His clothes are very "disco" and feature a pair of tight white pants and a white jacket that reveals his bare chest which is very hairy in a tuft of unkept ginger hair.

Credits: LittleBigPlanet Wiki
Clive Handforth: Hello Science Face.

Avalon Centrifuge: That's Avalon Centrifuge to you!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Hey Kiddo! Welcome to the triumphant manifestation of my transcendence.

I call it home.

That's enough! It's business time.

Ace, the time has come for you to learn the ways of The Machines.

You shall become a pilot.

I shall lead us to victory, and you shall be my Number 2!

Larry Da Vinci: Now see here Avalon, I am the leader of the Alliance.

We've talked about this.

Avalon Centrifuge: The Negativitron may attack at any moment: Nothing is more important than defending Avalonia.

Larry Da Vinci: And Craftworld.

Avalon Centrifuge: And Craftworld. We must me prepared. Clive?

Clive Handforth: Yes Mr. Science?

Avalon Centrifuge: Fetch my Tall Orange Mochaccino. I've got a brain thinking to do.

Clive Handforth: Oh.

The Centrifuge Joke 

The worst Studio C joke as proclaimed by Jeremy Warner. What happened was when the cast was bouncing ideas off each other, someone brought up a joke about centrifuge that everyone thought was bad except for Matt Meese, who loved it. The joke made it into the final cut of “The Original Gold Digger.”
The Centrifuge Joke:
“I just have to change the atomic structure of the straw through nuclear fusion! Just lemme get my centrifuge!”
-Matt Meese

the killion centrifuge 

when you cum in a girl at the park, put her in one of those spinny things, and spin her around as fast as you can until the cum separates into its individual components
"bro, i TOTALLY knocked her out with the killion centrifuge when we went to the park!"

Cumtrifuge

“That’s it, you’re going to the cumtrifuge” -Derek M. Stalcup
Cumtrifuge by Duck3133 December 15, 2021

Centrifugal Bumble-Puppy

An advanced, consumerist form of tetherball played by the children in Aldous Huxley's novel, Brave New World.
You can't play Electro-magnetic Golf according to the rules of Centrifugal Bumble-puppy.

The Director and his students stood for a short time watching a game of Centrifugal
Bumble-puppy. Twenty children were grouped in a circle round a chrome steel tower.
A ball thrown up so as to land on the platform at the top of the tower rolled down
into the interior, fell on a rapidly revolving disk, was hurled through one or other of
the numerous apertures pierced in the cylindrical casing, and had to be caught.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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