Cuticide 

(noun) to kill with cuteness.

The puppies and babies in this slideshow are committing cuticide.

Cuticide by wackado November 12, 2013

Cubicide

Death caused by various office-related objects. This act of violence usually arises when a worker is micro-managed by his or her boss. Sometimes this act stems from the simple fact that a person is required to stare at a computer screen for 8 hours a day for 260 or more days per year. Symptoms include loss of vision from macular decay, increased procrastination to get projects done on time, and heart palptations from too much coffee.

Johnny Chimpo lost all hearing yesterday after falling asleep atop a desk with his iPod headphones on. When Johnny awoke his earbuds were lodged in his inner ear. Shortly thereafter he decided to committ cubicide by phone cord.

Cubicide by Corporate Chimp September 29, 2005

cumicide 

to figuratively fuck someone to death

I gave Kim a major pounding last night. By morning, it was determined to be a case of cumicide.

cumicide by Cowboy Bo Pollard, Esq. September 22, 2009

Caticide 

When you give up on life and all that you have is a can of tuna and 4 cats. Shove the tuna up your ass and hope they eat you to death in your sleep.

Mike didn’t have a noose handy so he committed caticide instead. He was so jealous of Brooks, he couldn’t go on living.

Caticide by Flexo Rodriguez November 9, 2018

cumicide 

to ejaculate to the point that you create a puddle of semen so huge that you can drown in it.

did you hear about jack? he jacked off and decided to kill himself through cumicide.

cumicide by william joseph hemmington January 8, 2006

Cumicide 

To fuck someone to death.

I saw Kim last night and fucked her to death. This morning they declared it a case of cumicide.

Cumicide by Bo Pollard, Esq. September 22, 2009