Caticide

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When you give up on life and all that you have is a can of tuna and 4 cats. Shove the tuna up your ass and hope they eat you to death in your sleep.

Mike didn’t have a noose handy so he committed caticide instead. He was so jealous of Brooks, he couldn’t go on living.

Caticide by Flexo Rodriguez November 9, 2018

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Cuticide

(noun) to kill with cuteness.

The puppies and babies in this slideshow are committing cuticide.

Cuticide by wackado November 12, 2013

Related Words

Caticide • Caricide • Cuticide

Caricide

Caricide is a condition in which a car wants to commit suicide. It doesn't want continue existing in this world so it attempts to total itself.

Fred bought a used car. The car was quite old and despite all of Fred's loving efforts to fix the car, the car decided to commit caricide and seemlessly roll down the street crashing into another car and instantly resulting in its imminent demise.

Caricide by Torrents July 27, 2016

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026