Caticide 

When you give up on life and all that you have is a can of tuna and 4 cats. Shove the tuna up your ass and hope they eat you to death in your sleep.

Mike didn’t have a noose handy so he committed caticide instead. He was so jealous of Brooks, he couldn’t go on living.

Caticide by Flexo Rodriguez November 9, 2018

Cuticide 

(noun) to kill with cuteness.

The puppies and babies in this slideshow are committing cuticide.

Cuticide by wackado November 12, 2013

Caricide 

Caricide is a condition in which a car wants to commit suicide. It doesn't want continue existing in this world so it attempts to total itself.

Fred bought a used car. The car was quite old and despite all of Fred's loving efforts to fix the car, the car decided to commit caricide and seemlessly roll down the street crashing into another car and instantly resulting in its imminent demise.

Caricide by Torrents July 27, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008