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-noun
An uploaded picture of a couple on facebook, twitter, etc.

-verb
To upload a picture of a couple on facebook, twitter, etc.
"Did you see Mark an Jenny's new cupload on facebook? Sooo cute!"

"I totally have to cupload that picture of Mark and Jenny from last night"
Cupload by killacamsmit November 5, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
When A Woman Gives a Man a Handjob/Blowjob,The Man Can Ejaculate A Large Amount Of Sperm Out Of His Erect Penis.
He Was Laying There Naked,As She Played With His Penis,He Ejaculated 5 or More Times With A Huge Cumload.
cumload by Jbro69 September 23, 2006
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the entire quantity of the substance of semen or cum that is ejaculated either onto your hand, her face, her chest, or your sink.
i jacked off a mean cumload and she used it like hair gel just like in the movie, there's something about mary
cumload by gootch February 22, 2007
A verb describing downloading a file from a website while removing it at the same time: like cutting it out; but keeping it.
I cutloaded my music piece from my website because I didn't want anyone to take it for theirselves, but I accidentally deleted my old copy.
cutload by Cronos Dage July 31, 2012
A sex position were you place your girlfriends bra on your head and scream: "I am the lordkeeper of those those titties now!!" and you hold them tits tight while doing the deed.
I can be your cuplord if you want 🥺👉👈
Cuplord by Yumi Ishiyama March 22, 2023
FUCKK I REALLY HIT A CUMLOAD!!!
cumload by IWILLCUMINURMOM June 3, 2023
similar to shitload. Used to describe an abundance of tasks (or one large task) that need to be completed. Usually overwhelming.
"sorry dude, can't make it out tonight... gotta cumload of work to finish for Monday"
cumload by Hail Helena January 1, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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