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Cuplord

A sex position were you place your girlfriends bra on your head and scream: "I am the lordkeeper of those those titties now!!" and you hold them tits tight while doing the deed.
I can be your cuplord if you want 🥺👉👈
by Yumi Ishiyama March 22, 2023
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cumlordian

The offspring of 2 lord capertons
That guy is such a cumlordian”
by Astronuttttt November 7, 2020
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divine cumlord

Divine cumlords are extremely rare...there are only a handful of others including myself. A divine cumlord is a man with a golden cock that pumps out 1 gallon of semen each ejaculate. The cum produced is valued at 1 million per pint because each sperm has the ability to fly. The cum can also cure cancer and ward away evil spirits in a possessed individual. The man releases a barbaric roar every time his golden cock of wrath cums.
The fierce warrior ripped off his trousers to expose his glistening golden cock of extreme power which caused the opposing army to flee in terror. With a thundering roar, the divine cumlord shot out sperm which flew off into the distance.
by gindertopia March 6, 2010
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Cumlord

Refers to an individual who has an unnatural or unhealthy obsession with all things cum. Used in a derogatory way, often towards people having multiple unprotected sex partners.
"Ugh you are being such a Cumlord!"

"She screws everyone that she meets, she is a huge Cumlord."
by Master Bates Alot December 16, 2009
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Cupload

-noun
An uploaded picture of a couple on facebook, twitter, etc.

-verb
To upload a picture of a couple on facebook, twitter, etc.
"Did you see Mark an Jenny's new cupload on facebook? Sooo cute!"

"I totally have to cupload that picture of Mark and Jenny from last night"
by killacamsmit November 5, 2011
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cumlord

me and myself with your mother
i am your mother's cumlord
by koki bolls August 11, 2021
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Cuklord

Its quite an amusing word but if I had to explain it, it would be a shitter and a cuk combined. Quite frankly one of the worst insults you could receive. I advise you to use it.
Troy is a cuklord.
by budinnit February 12, 2020
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