Cuplord
A sex position were you place your girlfriends bra on your head and scream: "I am the lordkeeper of those those titties now!!" and you hold them tits tight while doing the deed.
Cuplord by Yumi Ishiyama March 22, 2023
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cumlordian by Astronuttttt November 7, 2020
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divine cumlord
Divine cumlords are extremely rare...there are only a handful of others including myself. A divine cumlord is a man with a golden cock that pumps out 1 gallon of semen each ejaculate. The cum produced is valued at 1 million per pint because each sperm has the ability to fly. The cum can also cure cancer and ward away evil spirits in a possessed individual. The man releases a barbaric roar every time his golden cock of wrath cums.
The fierce warrior ripped off his trousers to expose his glistening golden cock of extreme power which caused the opposing army to flee in terror. With a thundering roar, the divine cumlord shot out sperm which flew off into the distance.
divine cumlord by gindertopia March 6, 2010
Cumlord
Refers to an individual who has an unnatural or unhealthy obsession with all things cum. Used in a derogatory way, often towards people having multiple unprotected sex partners.
Cumlord by Master Bates Alot December 16, 2009
Cupload
-noun
An uploaded picture of a couple on facebook, twitter, etc.
-verb
To upload a picture of a couple on facebook, twitter, etc.
An uploaded picture of a couple on facebook, twitter, etc.
-verb
To upload a picture of a couple on facebook, twitter, etc.
"Did you see Mark an Jenny's new cupload on facebook? Sooo cute!"
"I totally have to cupload that picture of Mark and Jenny from last night"
"I totally have to cupload that picture of Mark and Jenny from last night"
Cupload by killacamsmit November 5, 2011
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