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cumlordian 

The offspring of 2 lord capertons
That guy is such a cumlordian”
cumlordian by Astronuttttt November 7, 2020

divine cumlord

Divine cumlords are extremely rare...there are only a handful of others including myself. A divine cumlord is a man with a golden cock that pumps out 1 gallon of semen each ejaculate. The cum produced is valued at 1 million per pint because each sperm has the ability to fly. The cum can also cure cancer and ward away evil spirits in a possessed individual. The man releases a barbaric roar every time his golden cock of wrath cums.
The fierce warrior ripped off his trousers to expose his glistening golden cock of extreme power which caused the opposing army to flee in terror. With a thundering roar, the divine cumlord shot out sperm which flew off into the distance.
divine cumlord by gindertopia March 6, 2010
Refers to an individual who has an unnatural or unhealthy obsession with all things cum. Used in a derogatory way, often towards people having multiple unprotected sex partners.
"Ugh you are being such a Cumlord!"

"She screws everyone that she meets, she is a huge Cumlord."
Cumlord by Master Bates Alot December 16, 2009
-noun
An uploaded picture of a couple on facebook, twitter, etc.

-verb
To upload a picture of a couple on facebook, twitter, etc.
"Did you see Mark an Jenny's new cupload on facebook? Sooo cute!"

"I totally have to cupload that picture of Mark and Jenny from last night"
Cupload by killacamsmit November 5, 2011
me and myself with your mother
i am your mother's cumlord
cumlord by koki bolls August 11, 2021
Its quite an amusing word but if I had to explain it, it would be a shitter and a cuk combined. Quite frankly one of the worst insults you could receive. I advise you to use it.
Troy is a cuklord.
Cuklord by budinnit February 12, 2020