Cunty Eye 

When a female ejaculates her vaginal fluid into the male's cornea causing a disturbance to the males eye, resulting in itching, swelling, and blurred vision.

Liam has your cunty eye cleared up yet or does your left eye still hurt?

Cunty Eye by Crotcheola February 21, 2011

cunty eyes

some one who has axe wound eyes

shut up you cunty eyes mo fo

cunty eyes by shaneoooo September 18, 2008

cunt eye 

more frequently occuring in individuals whose faces have sustained substantial damage from the epynomous effects of fetal alcohol syndrome, and/or those of mongoloid lineage, this physical trait is seen on a daily basis by nearly everyone on Earth; strangely enough no one has medically defined this deformality of the eye and a cure has yet to be found.

asians can't help their hideous features or their inherent inability to drive, operate machinery, or conduct major motor functions other than tae kwan do: they've simply been contaged with cunt eye.

cunt eye by drizzake August 7, 2007

Cunt Eye 

an asshole/dumbass.

Jon is such a cunt eye.

Cunt Eye by Nick November 23, 2006

Cunty Eyes

When a woman is very angry at someone and displays her anger with an intense stare, usually at a man, however can be used one another woman as well.

When I was leaving she was so mad she was giving me the cunty eyes all the way out

Cunty Eyes by Slice of Ronnie November 3, 2018

Cunt eye 

Deriving from the similar sounding German term 'gazunti' said when a person sneezes, cunt eye is the phenomenon where the penis or fingers of a male are inside of the female genitalia when she sneezes.

Ouch babe, you just gave me a cunt eye! I think it's broken my finger

Cunt eye by Cunt eye man May 9, 2018

cunts eye 

When you get smoke in your eye

"Ah I've got cunts eye"

cunts eye by Anonymous294 April 19, 2019