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Cuntstuble 

A derogatory term used towards British police, specifically female policewomen who are unshaven. A play on the word constable.
Tony exclaimed as he walked passed the station, “good morning cuntstuble!”
Cuntstuble by TheBastardSquad September 30, 2023
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cuntstuble 

The genital region of a police woman who shaves "that part"
Officer bacon: Hello pc sixtynine how is your CUNTSTUBLE going?
PC sixtynine: not bad but it itches like fuck and i have a big red spotty rash.
cuntstuble by Greenbadger87 March 26, 2005

Cuntstable 

Derived from the term 'Constable'. Simply a standard constable with a little, or a lot(in most cases) of cunt in them.
Fuck off cuntstable, i didnt kill the cunt.
Cuntstable by gaucii February 10, 2009

Cuntstable 

Evening Cuntstable
Cuntstable by Matty D November 15, 2003

CUNTstable 

a police officer who is a spiteful little man. UK slang
"I didn't do nothing wrong CUNTstable"
CUNTstable by Dvar December 28, 2005
"good evening cunstable"
cunstable by geemeister November 19, 2004

cuntstable 

A round about way to call someone a cunt with out being overtly offensive.
That fucking cuntstable slapped me for biting her on the ass.
cuntstable by themayorofdewey January 16, 2009
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