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cuntstuble 

The genital region of a police woman who shaves "that part"
Officer bacon: Hello pc sixtynine how is your CUNTSTUBLE going?
PC sixtynine: not bad but it itches like fuck and i have a big red spotty rash.
cuntstuble by Greenbadger87 March 26, 2005

Cuntstable 

Derived from the term 'Constable'. Simply a standard constable with a little, or a lot(in most cases) of cunt in them.
Fuck off cuntstable, i didnt kill the cunt.
Cuntstable by gaucii February 10, 2009

Cuntstable 

Evening Cuntstable
Cuntstable by Matty D November 15, 2003

CUNTstable 

a police officer who is a spiteful little man. UK slang
"I didn't do nothing wrong CUNTstable"
CUNTstable by Dvar December 28, 2005
"good evening cunstable"
cunstable by geemeister November 19, 2004

cuntstable 

A round about way to call someone a cunt with out being overtly offensive.
That fucking cuntstable slapped me for biting her on the ass.
cuntstable by themayorofdewey January 16, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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