Cuntstable 

Derived from the term 'Constable'. Simply a standard constable with a little, or a lot(in most cases) of cunt in them.

Fuck off cuntstable, i didnt kill the cunt.

Cuntstable by gaucii February 10, 2009

Cuntstable 

Police Officer

Evening Cuntstable

Cuntstable by Matty D November 15, 2003

CUNTstable 

a police officer who is a spiteful little man. UK slang

"I didn't do nothing wrong CUNTstable"

CUNTstable by Dvar December 28, 2005

cuntstable 

A round about way to call someone a cunt with out being overtly offensive.

That fucking cuntstable slapped me for biting her on the ass.

cuntstable by themayorofdewey January 16, 2009

cuntstable 

police station.

pop down toyour local cuntstable to report the burgling of ones turds

cuntstable by mr lobby March 11, 2009

cuntstable kites 

A kite shop in bedfordshire

I went to buy a spar and those cunts at cuntstable kites tried to sell me a kite i allready have.

cuntstable kites by Fred Applegate August 2, 2006

cuntstankerous 

A "cuntstankerous" woman is Bad-tempered, argumentative, uncooperative, mean, bitchy, unreasonable, shrew, un-rational, and stubborn that also has a cunt that smells worse than Calcutta in the summer.

The entire bar cleared out when that cuntstankerous bitch Phyllis walked in. The bar owner spent a week fumigating the smell of stale queef

cuntstankerous by Jrky August 26, 2013