Cuntsticle

When a guy gets his balls hit so hard that one of them rupture's and looks like it has a vagina as well.

guy 1 "hey man how was last night with your girlfriend?"

guy 2 "not so well, we got into a fight and she kicked me so hard that i have a Cuntsticle now"

by mofo December 26, 2016

cunticles

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.

Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!

by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

cuntsicle

An ice-cold cunt with a stick up her ass.

The bitch from the collections' office was a total cuntsicle.

by HooMaster March 14, 2008

Cuntstick

1) noun., an idiot, a imbecile, a cretin, someone who is such a clueless cunt as to be a cuntstick.

"You are a complete CUNTSTICK, now FUCK OFF"
Source: Dave RT Jones, Manchester

by David RT Jones August 30, 2007

Cuntstable

Derived from the term 'Constable'. Simply a standard constable with a little, or a lot(in most cases) of cunt in them.

Fuck off cuntstable, i didnt kill the cunt.

by gaucii February 10, 2009

Cuntstable

Police Officer

Evening Cuntstable

by Matty D November 15, 2003

CUNTstable

a police officer who is a spiteful little man. UK slang

"I didn't do nothing wrong CUNTstable"

by Dvar December 28, 2005