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Cuntsticle

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When a guy gets his balls hit so hard that one of them rupture's and looks like it has a vagina as well.
guy 1 "hey man how was last night with your girlfriend?"

guy 2 "not so well, we got into a fight and she kicked me so hard that i have a Cuntsticle now"
Cuntsticle by mofo December 26, 2016
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cunticles 

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An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.
Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!
cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

cuntsicle 

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An ice-cold cunt with a stick up her ass.
The bitch from the collections' office was a total cuntsicle.
cuntsicle by HooMaster March 14, 2008

Cuntstick 

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1) noun., an idiot, a imbecile, a cretin, someone who is such a clueless cunt as to be a cuntstick.
"You are a complete CUNTSTICK, now FUCK OFF"
Source: Dave RT Jones, Manchester
Cuntstick by David RT Jones August 30, 2007

Cuntstable 

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Derived from the term 'Constable'. Simply a standard constable with a little, or a lot(in most cases) of cunt in them.
Fuck off cuntstable, i didnt kill the cunt.
Cuntstable by gaucii February 10, 2009

Cuntstable 

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Evening Cuntstable
Cuntstable by Matty D November 15, 2003

CUNTstable 

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a police officer who is a spiteful little man. UK slang
"I didn't do nothing wrong CUNTstable"
CUNTstable by Dvar December 28, 2005
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Friend 2: How do you know?
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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