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Cuntstatic

A feeling of absolute euphoria induced by the over abundance of snatch, shaved, wet, hairy, loose, tight or otherwise. This virtual smorgasbord of twat tends to overload the senses and cloud judgement. Such a meat-curtain extravaganza is truly noteworthy and only a word such as "cuntstatic" will do it justice.
Dude, I can't believe I accidentally walked in on the filming of "Pound My Shaved Pussy" #18, while in South Padre over spring break! I was cuntstatic when the girls asked me to join in on the next scene!
by Masta Z September 6, 2013
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Cuntstrick

cuntstrick an immoral dirty tactic or action.
Tony Blair has pulled a right cuntstrick on the people of the UK.
by Wrong type of lesbian. April 5, 2004
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Cuntstick

1) noun., an idiot, a imbecile, a cretin, someone who is such a clueless cunt as to be a cuntstick.
"You are a complete CUNTSTICK, now FUCK OFF"
Source: Dave RT Jones, Manchester
by David RT Jones August 30, 2007
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Cuntstantinople

Capital of Byzantine empire that later got occupied by cunty islamic mothafuckas
Cuntisha is leading a team of archaeologists excavating historic parts of cuntstantinople
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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cuntspatch

A combination of the words cunt and spatula. A cuntspatch is a spatula that has been dipped in the fluids of the cunt. Getting cuntspatched means to be slapped with the dirty spatula. The word can be used as both a noun and a verb.
Jake: What are you doing with that spatula?
Dan: I about to cuntspatch your mom.
by Ian Christopher July 29, 2007
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cuntstain

A person who you loathe who has done a deplorable thing.
Brad, that cuntstain fucked my mom!!!!?
by bozlog September 29, 2005
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Cuntstriction

Vaginismus (spasm) or constriction which may require surgical reconstruction of vagina
Natasha is suffering from cuntstriction after getting repeated bouts of nasty STIs
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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