bozlog's definitions
The prettiest girl in a small town who is under the impression that when she spreads her legs, the sun shines. Generally she has no brains, no personality or originality, but she has an inflated opinion of her worth and will use sex to get what she wants.
Brad fucked up the winning pass at the game last night cause he looked up and saw Becca and the sunlight blinded him. She is soooo sunshine pussy.
by bozlog September 25, 2005
Get the sunshine pussymug. by bozlog September 29, 2005
Get the cuntstainmug. The smelly urine that developes after eating fresh asparagus. It is cited that everyone gets asparagus pee but only 20% can smell it. To those that can, the aroma is unmistakable, a uniquely bad smell. To those who can't, be careful to flush after eating a big plate of asparagus, you may make that new love interest run in terror.
Jen's asparagus pee was so rank that I had to go home and flush out my eyes. She didn't even seem to notice it! I don't think I can go there again.
by bozlog November 24, 2006
Get the asparagus peemug. A word used in Beck's train of thought surreal song Hotwax from the album 'Odelay'. His train of thought was kinda Kenny Rogers, barflys and stretch wrangler jeans in the mood to impress. Eeewww....
by Bozlog November 25, 2006
Get the ass pantsmug. The perfect (maybe) word to write about in Urban Dictionary because everything you say about it is encompassed by it. So if I were to say that Postmodernism is a goat, I am of course, right (left). If I say that Postmodernism is an art movement based on the unsurity of a declining art market of the 90's, I'd be correct (whatever that means). Eat your Captain Crunch, look at a Madonna video and drink a glass of Tang. Reality is media. Reality is simulation. Life is Art.
My professor tried to explain postmodernism but got hung up on what words to use. He kept losing track of the meanings and saying things that nobody could understand. Finally when he was unable to speak any language at all, we all understood and went home but couldn't find it, because home is in the film "The Wizard of OZ".
by Bozlog May 8, 2008
Get the Postmodernmug. That time of the month.
If you looked closely at Sheila's neck, you would swear that you'd find two punctures there. White as a ghost. No blood left. Full moon!!!!
by Bozlog November 9, 2006
Get the full moonmug. Bike Nazis are city nerds who show up in rural areas with urban attitudes, dressed in strange alien garb such as dumpy ass spandex pants, pointy head helmets and tard shoes. They do dumb shit to piss off the farmers who really use the roads for their livelihood like ride 3 abreast in a 55 mph zone so you can't get around them. They give attitude to everyone. They are nothing but a pain in the ass.
Nice shoes there slick. If you didn't look stupid enough with your bony ass in spandex and that stupid looking helmet, the shoes take it right over the top. At least that farmer will be able to see your bike nazi ass before he runs over you with his combine.
by Bozlog May 3, 2008
Get the Bike Nazimug.