cuntamatic 

To be sooooo sexy as to be automatically wanting to have sexual relations as soon as possible.A strong, almost primal urge to insert one's roger into her fish mitten . An urge so strong it is as if one has been cuntstruck.

Then Geraldine shook her booty,jiggled her boobs and licked her lips seductively,man, it was cuntamatic to the max.

cuntamatic by DMAN111 January 6, 2007

Cuntastic Voyage 

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"

Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"

Cuntastic Voyage by FFR09 December 2, 2009

Cuntstatic 

A feeling of absolute euphoria induced by the over abundance of snatch, shaved, wet, hairy, loose, tight or otherwise. This virtual smorgasbord of twat tends to overload the senses and cloud judgement. Such a meat-curtain extravaganza is truly noteworthy and only a word such as "cuntstatic" will do it justice.

Dude, I can't believe I accidentally walked in on the filming of "Pound My Shaved Pussy" #18, while in South Padre over spring break! I was cuntstatic when the girls asked me to join in on the next scene!

Cuntstatic by Masta Z September 6, 2013

Cuntartica

A descriptive term for female genitalia which is seldom deployed for recreational intercourse.

A fucking frigid fanny.

Man A: How's the sex life at home, Dave?
Man B: Cuntartica, mate.

Cuntartica by Lianachan March 5, 2004

cuntastic

being extremely bitchy or cuntlike. unpleasant to the extreme

man that girl's such a bitch. she's cuntastic

cuntastic by baileycook April 14, 2006

cuntamanious

A person or action that is monumentally cunty; a quality that only the most vile and detestable cunts possess.

"That fucking cuntamanious cocksucking whore stole the poppy donation box for veterans!"

cuntamanious by 0xSwitch April 22, 2017

cuntambasticle 

The testicle that hangs the highest or has the least elasticity; directly contrasts the tambasticle, which hangs the lowest. In a group of two or three testicles, the cuntambasticle may often be neglected in the shifting and scratching process, which is potentially hazardous and can lead to disappearance. The cuntambasticle is the last to enter the mouth during a teabag.

While one cuntambasticle is normal, the highly unorthodox phenomenon of two may cause shrinkage or effeminate behavior as a result of retreating up into the body cavity.

For the last time, I don't care if your cuntambasticle smells like oranges.

Fuck me, Arf is acting like such a pansy. I bet he has two cuntambasticles.

cuntambasticle by Nugetard May 22, 2006