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The art of ejaculating a massive amount of seamen into and onto a girls hair and using it as hair gel making her look like she recieved and shock of electricity.
Did you see Mackeys girlfriend this morning? She looked like a wreck.

Yeah I heard them going at it last night and she started screaming at him. I think he was trying to get creative and gave her some cumstatic.
by None your business October 21, 2013
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