cumstatic 

The art of ejaculating a massive amount of seamen into and onto a girls hair and using it as hair gel making her look like she recieved and shock of electricity.

Did you see Mackeys girlfriend this morning? She looked like a wreck.

Yeah I heard them going at it last night and she started screaming at him. I think he was trying to get creative and gave her some cumstatic.

cumstatic by None your business October 21, 2013

Boa Cumstrictor 

Another name for an insanely large penis, whether it is from a male or a female. Used in reference to the size of the Boa constrictor snake, it is often shortened to "Cumstrictor".

1. (Girl to another girl): My boyfriend has a real Boa Cumstrictor between his legs!

2. (Girl to the owner): You cumzticto iz tazty!

Boa Cumstrictor by Yuyu2809 February 21, 2011

cumstation 

kum-steigh-shun; Noun;

Similar to a bitch that just likes the cum or even if a girl is just a big slut or a cock gobbler.

Should I got to Hannah or Mandi's house and unload a jizm glaze (spooge)on her face cuz she's such a cumstation?

cumstation by C. Beauregard January 7, 2008

Cuntstatic 

A feeling of absolute euphoria induced by the over abundance of snatch, shaved, wet, hairy, loose, tight or otherwise. This virtual smorgasbord of twat tends to overload the senses and cloud judgement. Such a meat-curtain extravaganza is truly noteworthy and only a word such as "cuntstatic" will do it justice.

Dude, I can't believe I accidentally walked in on the filming of "Pound My Shaved Pussy" #18, while in South Padre over spring break! I was cuntstatic when the girls asked me to join in on the next scene!

Cuntstatic by Masta Z September 6, 2013

cumstain 

Although often referred to as a side effect of blowing one's load, this is also an acceptable term for someone who is stupid, lame, a douche bag, or simply a raging tool whom you feel utter disdain for.

Hey, cumstain, why the hell did you eat my sandwich?

cumstain by B-Mac! May 23, 2007

Cumtastic 

so amazingly overwhelming, that it is orgasmic.

Oh my god this is soooooo cumtastic!!!!!!

Cumtastic by ME!! February 22, 2005

Cumtastic 

So immensely fantastic & sexy, it will make you cum.

This new movie is just cumtastic!

Cumtastic by Camradal November 30, 2003