Cuntstab
Corey, you Cuntstab why did you eat all the pringles???
Josh, quit being a cuntstab and buy more goddamn pringles.!
Josh, quit being a cuntstab and buy more goddamn pringles.!
Cuntstab by DOOM D DOOMER June 12, 2007
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cuntstab
Originating in Dublin, Ireland the word "cuntstab" can first be traced back to a very early Joe Duffy show(for those of you not familiar with Irish media, The Joe Duffy Show is an afternoon radio talk show, broadcasted on RTÉ Radio & hosted by one Joe Duffy. The show deals with events affecting the lives of "real Irish people"). Cuntstab, both a verb and an adjective has two meanings. As a verb, it is Dublin slang for both consensual and non-consensual sexual intercourse (1). As an adjective it is a derogatory term for a person of limited capabilities, usually the mentally or physically handicapped (2).
(1) "I cuntstabbed the slut" -- Translation -- "I had sexual intercourse with that woman of loose morals".
(2) "G'wan to fuck. Ye're nothing but a mouldy cuntstab" -- Translation -- "I don't believe you. Would you please vanish from my sight? You are the equivalent of having unprotected sex with a woman of loose morals who has many Sexually Transmitted Infections".
(2) "G'wan to fuck. Ye're nothing but a mouldy cuntstab" -- Translation -- "I don't believe you. Would you please vanish from my sight? You are the equivalent of having unprotected sex with a woman of loose morals who has many Sexually Transmitted Infections".
cuntstab by Dave Gibson June 29, 2007
Related Words
Cuntstab • cuntstable kites • cuntstabulator • cunt-stable • cunt stabber • cuntscab • cuntswab • cuntstubble • cuntstain • cuntstache
cuntstankerous
A "cuntstankerous" woman is Bad-tempered, argumentative, uncooperative, mean, bitchy, unreasonable, shrew, un-rational, and stubborn that also has a cunt that smells worse than Calcutta in the summer.
The entire bar cleared out when that cuntstankerous bitch Phyllis walked in. The bar owner spent a week fumigating the smell of stale queef
cuntstankerous by Jrky August 26, 2013
Cuntstatic
A feeling of absolute euphoria induced by the over abundance of snatch, shaved, wet, hairy, loose, tight or otherwise. This virtual smorgasbord of twat tends to overload the senses and cloud judgement. Such a meat-curtain extravaganza is truly noteworthy and only a word such as "cuntstatic" will do it justice.
Dude, I can't believe I accidentally walked in on the filming of "Pound My Shaved Pussy" #18, while in South Padre over spring break! I was cuntstatic when the girls asked me to join in on the next scene!
Cuntstatic by Masta Z September 6, 2013
Cuntstagram
A female who creates an instagram account to post bitchy pictures showing everyone what a cunt she is.
Cuntstagram by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
Cuntstable
Derived from the term 'Constable'. Simply a standard constable with a little, or a lot(in most cases) of cunt in them.
Cuntstable by gaucii February 10, 2009
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