cuntsumer
EX: Jill considered John a CUNTSUMER When John asked Jill to use her fat fingers to grab him five corn fritters for purchase!
cuntsumer by Quinntherskimo October 11, 2020
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Cucksumerism
A new, alienating form of consumerism where you purchase a product and send it to someone else to use instead of you.
Coined by the Youtubers 'Boy Boy' in a video where they explain why people buy Pokémon cards and pay Logan Paul to open them on their behalf.
Coined by the Youtubers 'Boy Boy' in a video where they explain why people buy Pokémon cards and pay Logan Paul to open them on their behalf.
A - "I just watched a 2 hour long twitchstream of a guy playing with my toys instead of me"
B - "Dude, that sounds like Cucksumerism..."
A - "I'm so very lonely"
B - "Dude, that sounds like Cucksumerism..."
A - "I'm so very lonely"
Cucksumerism by Boy Boy Youtube September 16, 2021
Related Words
cuntsumer • Cuntsomer • consumer • consumerism • Cumsumer • Consumeradism • consumerican • consumerize • consumeroid • consumer whore
cuntstomer
cuntstomer by Galawh October 31, 2018
Consumer-zombie
A person who buys everything without thinking about it, or because she/he simply needs to buy something to be happy.
A company's best friend
A company's best friend
Consumerzombie: "I am a big fan of DLC for games, these are awesome! I bought every single DLC to date, because these make games great"
Smart Person: "Damn you are a consumer-zombie, buying this cheap crap without thinking. DLCs are just the new way to milk money from dumb people like you.."
Smart Person: "Damn you are a consumer-zombie, buying this cheap crap without thinking. DLCs are just the new way to milk money from dumb people like you.."
Consumer-zombie by Schwarnold January 20, 2010
Cuntservative
Cuntservative by Proud Lefty August 9, 2012
cuntputer
An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate
"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"
cuntputer by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007
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