cuntsumer

Cuntsumer; a person who purchases items or goods in a way that is rude, crude or insulting.

EX: Jill considered John a CUNTSUMER When John asked Jill to use her fat fingers to grab him five corn fritters for purchase!

by Quinntherskimo October 11, 2020

Cucksumerism

A new, alienating form of consumerism where you purchase a product and send it to someone else to use instead of you.

Coined by the Youtubers 'Boy Boy' in a video where they explain why people buy Pokémon cards and pay Logan Paul to open them on their behalf.

A - "I just watched a 2 hour long twitchstream of a guy playing with my toys instead of me"
B - "Dude, that sounds like Cucksumerism..."
A - "I'm so very lonely"

by Boy Boy Youtube September 16, 2021

cuntstomer

A customer that is rude, difficult and an allround a cunt.

That guy is such a cuntstomer, a hate serving him.

by Galawh October 31, 2018

Consumer-zombie

A person who buys everything without thinking about it, or because she/he simply needs to buy something to be happy.

A company's best friend

Consumerzombie: "I am a big fan of DLC for games, these are awesome! I bought every single DLC to date, because these make games great"

Smart Person: "Damn you are a consumer-zombie, buying this cheap crap without thinking. DLCs are just the new way to milk money from dumb people like you.."

by Schwarnold January 20, 2010

Cuntservative

Right winger in general, male in particular.

Rush is every bit a cuntservative as Laura Ingraham is.

by Proud Lefty August 9, 2012

cuntputer

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

cuntomer

Annoying species of human often found lurking in shops and restaurants. A cross between a cunt and a customer. Can usually be identified by the upturned nose and asking of stupid questions/stating the obvious!

Aha, the shop's quiet I can have a cigarette. Oh balls, here comes another cuntomer

by Azzylum July 22, 2008