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cunstomer by silentguardian September 12, 2013
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cuntstomer by Galawh October 31, 2018
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Consoomer
a person who bases his identity on consuming the latest tech and entertainment or anything else that is not a significant improvement for his/ her life. Due to this many products and franchises plateau as consoomers will buy those products without any regard for quality.
Ace: yo jack, did u see that guy who started crying over that star wars trailer
Jack: Yeah bro, he's a prime example of being a consoomer
Jack: Yeah bro, he's a prime example of being a consoomer
Consoomer by Acethemain June 16, 2020
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Consoomer
1. Someone who consumes entertainment content (movies, TV, Youtube, video games, etc.) like a glutton consumes food, indiscriminately and without appreciating its intrinsic worth or lack thereof, or for whom the consumption of content becomes mechanical and compulsive.
The consoomer is distinct from the coomer, the latter being a subset of consoomer who specifically consumes pornography.
2. A feckless person who dissipates all his energies by consuming the aforementioned content in a compulsive and morbid manner.
The consoomer is distinct from the coomer, the latter being a subset of consoomer who specifically consumes pornography.
2. A feckless person who dissipates all his energies by consuming the aforementioned content in a compulsive and morbid manner.
Remember our old classmate Sam? He turned into a consoomer and all he did was watch TED talks all day. Apparently he killed himself last week.
Consoomer by Barberousse February 9, 2022
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