A small child walking into it's parents bedroom to find out what the noise is
children are the best form of contraception
A small poseable figure of an old wrinkly political activist
With a removeable loin cloth
Mum, the dog's eaten my handy bendy ghandi
That little bit on the end after you've 'used the wrong door'
oh look, my todgers got a choccy topping
1. The article used for 'enlarging' the male genitalia by placing socks in the groin area of trousers, other items may suffice such as toilet tissue, half cucumbers etc. Usually performed by mediocre musicians on the pub circuit in the vague hope that some bimbo will think they have a huge wanger
2. A person who sockspands
'That Chris is hung like a horse!'
'nah he's a sockspander - if he were really that big he'd get a hernia with those jeans'
Any item of clothing your parents are forcing you to wear but you know looks outdated & 'pants'
Father 'Son, put your lederhosen on'
when he says you wont get pregnant standing up....
'he was using condraception - he told her he was sterile, just look at the size of her now!'
The little floppy bit at the end of a condom.
Sometimes used by under endowed men to put thier entire winkle into
uh oh, the condombobble broke!