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Cuntous

Noun. like the word cunt but with a suffix. A person who constantly annoys everyone or does something that is only beneficial to them.
Fred: John stole the money that we raised for the ophans.
Pete: What a total cuntous
by Swagzeplin July 13, 2015
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Cuntfussing

/Kunt'fuss'ing/

Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing

(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.
" I'm listening to my girlfriend cuntfussing over a missed call."
by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016
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Cuntfusing

When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning
Jeff: " you look really cute today"

Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"

Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"
by Oatmeal Tears June 6, 2016
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cuntcussion

The inflammation, irritation, and/or the swelling of the vagina, usually as a direct result of vigorous coitus, otherwise known as "taking a pounding".
"Did you hear about Mary's new african american boyfriend Tron?"
"No, but i don't think the community would approve............."
"Yes i know... I've been talking to her and apparently she's been suffering through some substantial cuntcussions recently. The doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks"
by handj.o.b. May 17, 2010
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cuntus maximus

A variation of the word cunt. Can be used when you want to sound more sophisticated when using what is arguably the most offensive term know to the language.
It makes use of sounding a bit latin, when in reality it can be deciphered as calling someone a massive cunt, big cunt, or of someone being such a cunt, that they could not be more of a cunt if they tried.
for example, " look at ian, cuntus maximus if you ask me
by TCgossip August 4, 2007
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Cuntfused

im so fucking cuntfused
by Adam Handy / Rooster May 23, 2007
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Cuntoscope

Sofia is scheduled for an appointment at the gynaecologist's office. She is getting examined with a cuntoscope & Pap test today
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
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