Cuntous
Noun. like the word cunt but with a suffix. A person who constantly annoys everyone or does something that is only beneficial to them.
Cuntous by Swagzeplin July 13, 2015
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Cuntfussing
/Kunt'fuss'ing/
Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing
(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.
Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing
(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.
Cuntfussing by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016
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Cuntfusing
When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning
Jeff: " you look really cute today"
Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"
Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"
Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"
Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"
Cuntfusing by Oatmeal Tears June 6, 2016
cuntcussion
The inflammation, irritation, and/or the swelling of the vagina, usually as a direct result of vigorous coitus, otherwise known as "taking a pounding".
"Did you hear about Mary's new african american boyfriend Tron?"
"No, but i don't think the community would approve............."
"Yes i know... I've been talking to her and apparently she's been suffering through some substantial cuntcussions recently. The doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks"
"No, but i don't think the community would approve............."
"Yes i know... I've been talking to her and apparently she's been suffering through some substantial cuntcussions recently. The doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks"
cuntcussion by handj.o.b. May 17, 2010
cuntus maximus
A variation of the word cunt. Can be used when you want to sound more sophisticated when using what is arguably the most offensive term know to the language.
It makes use of sounding a bit latin, when in reality it can be deciphered as calling someone a massive cunt, big cunt, or of someone being such a cunt, that they could not be more of a cunt if they tried.
It makes use of sounding a bit latin, when in reality it can be deciphered as calling someone a massive cunt, big cunt, or of someone being such a cunt, that they could not be more of a cunt if they tried.
cuntus maximus by TCgossip August 4, 2007
Cuntfused
Cuntfused by Adam Handy / Rooster May 23, 2007
Cuntoscope
Sofia is scheduled for an appointment at the gynaecologist's office. She is getting examined with a cuntoscope & Pap test today
Cuntoscope by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
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