Speculum 

A speculum is a device that allows one to gently open a body cavity (ie. the vagina or anus). It generally consists of two smooth spatulas which move apart when the handle is squeezed.

Billy used the 'speculum' to open Gary's anus.

Speculum by Jen November 13, 2003

Speculum 

Anal or vaginal pry bar

The doctor put his speculum in my wife's cooch, so I told him to throw an extra stitch or 2 in for me when he was done

ass cave pry-bar

Speculum by Asscaver June 1, 2013

speculum 

to shit in an envelope and send it to someone.

"oh man, Tim sent me a speculum. gross"

speculum by browni September 28, 2006

speculambulate 

To attempt to pass an opposing walker by changing alignment and stepping to one side, but with the result that both walkers end up moving in the same direction, awkwardly shuffling to avoid each other.
See also: sidewalk shuffle

Don't you love it when you walk down a sidewalk and speculambulate with a total stranger until you both bust out laughing?

speculambulate by just4titsNjiggles September 9, 2018

Speculumating 

Speculating about the level of sexual arousal that a woman may achieve , in particular how much vaginal fluid she make secrete.

Person one: "I bet she is soooo horny right now.!"

Person two: "Are you speculumating?"

Speculumating by Dr.Lollypop November 14, 2013

Speculumization 

The act or process of subjecting something to an intensely deep, often uncomfortably revealing, and highly speculative examination or analysis. It's a metaphorical "opening up" of a concept, situation, or even a person, to scrutinize its hidden depths, much like a medical speculum provides a thorough view, but applied to abstract ideas or complex issues. Often implies a process of inquiry that might be intrusive or expose details that were previously concealed or merely conjectured.

Example 1: "His political commentary was pure speculumization, diving into the murky motivations behind every policy decision with a clinical, almost unsettling precision."
Example 2: "After an hour of intense questioning, the celebrity felt the interview had descended into pure speculumization of her personal life."
Example 3: "The academic paper presented a groundbreaking speculumization of ancient philosophical texts, unearthing previously overlooked interpretations."

Speculumization by Zyximorphix May 21, 2025