speculum

to shit in an envelope and send it to someone.
"oh man, Tim sent me a speculum. gross"
by browni September 29, 2006
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Speculum

A speculum is a device that allows one to gently open a body cavity (ie. the vagina or anus). It generally consists of two smooth spatulas which move apart when the handle is squeezed.
Billy used the 'speculum' to open Gary's anus.
by Jen November 14, 2003
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Speculum

Anal or vaginal pry bar
The doctor put his speculum in my wife's cooch, so I told him to throw an extra stitch or 2 in for me when he was done

ass cave pry-bar
by Asscaver June 02, 2013
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Speculumating

Speculating about the level of sexual arousal that a woman may achieve , in particular how much vaginal fluid she make secrete.
Person one: "I bet she is soooo horny right now.!"

Person two: "Are you speculumating?"
by Dr.Lollypop November 14, 2013
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Speculumization

The act or process of subjecting something to an intensely deep, often uncomfortably revealing, and highly speculative examination or analysis. It's a metaphorical "opening up" of a concept, situation, or even a person, to scrutinize its hidden depths, much like a medical speculum provides a thorough view, but applied to abstract ideas or complex issues. Often implies a process of inquiry that might be intrusive or expose details that were previously concealed or merely conjectured.
Example 1: "His political commentary was pure speculumization, diving into the murky motivations behind every policy decision with a clinical, almost unsettling precision."
Example 2: "After an hour of intense questioning, the celebrity felt the interview had descended into pure speculumization of her personal life."
Example 3: "The academic paper presented a groundbreaking speculumization of ancient philosophical texts, unearthing previously overlooked interpretations."
by Zyximorphix May 22, 2025
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