speculum

to shit in an envelope and send it to someone.

"oh man, Tim sent me a speculum. gross"

by browni September 29, 2006

Speculum

A speculum is a device that allows one to gently open a body cavity (ie. the vagina or anus). It generally consists of two smooth spatulas which move apart when the handle is squeezed.

Billy used the 'speculum' to open Gary's anus.

by Jen November 14, 2003

Speculum

Anal or vaginal pry bar

The doctor put his speculum in my wife's cooch, so I told him to throw an extra stitch or 2 in for me when he was done

ass cave pry-bar

by Asscaver June 02, 2013

Speculumating

Speculating about the level of sexual arousal that a woman may achieve , in particular how much vaginal fluid she make secrete.

Person one: "I bet she is soooo horny right now.!"

Person two: "Are you speculumating?"

by Dr.Lollypop November 14, 2013