Cuntotomy

The partial removal of a cunt from a group or interpersonal relationship.

We needed to get Susan out of the way, so we sent her on a four week trip to Dallas, thereby performing a Cuntotomy.

by BigBob50 July 5, 2009

cuntstomer

A customer that is rude, difficult and an allround a cunt.

That guy is such a cuntstomer, a hate serving him.

by Galawh October 31, 2018

cuntstomer

Customer + Cunt = Cuntstomer. Describes retail customers who think you should wait on them hand and foot. Especially try to act like they know more than you when they ask you a question.

I told the cuntstomer we don't return Betamax players, especially ones without reciepts.

Circuit City has a lot of cuntstomers.

by mistahtom November 29, 2005

cuntectomy

1) The removal of a complete cunt from a group situation thus making the whole world a better place for everyone else.

You: What should we do about that bitch in accounts?

Me: We need to perform a cuntectomy and get that fucker out of there.

by Wafty Cranker March 25, 2008

Cuntology

The study of cunt like behavior on all it's forms. How to be a cunt.

The online Cuntologyv101 course will prepare you to alienate all your friends, family and associates with extreme vigor and effectiveness.

by Peanut Butter Bandit 801 April 8, 2021

cubotomy

the destruction of portions of the brain by working in a cubicle.

For males, wearing a tie accelerates the process by cutting off oxygen to the brain.

Libido is also excised.

"He was such a fun guy in college--then he got a cubotomy."

by Mike Oxhard September 30, 2006

cuntology

The study and interpretation of cunt size, smell, and viscosity

My brother Henry has an MBA in Cuntology

by Cunty McCunter June 11, 2006