viscosity

How thick something is.

You are very viscous.

viscosity by Fred Elliot July 21, 2005

Viscosity

The thicc-est you can be. How much thicc you have on your rump.

Male 1: " Did you see her viscosity?"
Male 2: "She has so much viscosity I'd so tap that"

Viscosity by daddywarbucks1173 March 11, 2018

viscosity

Killer, thug, lethal. Will destroy all enemy's, strategy's are known to be devilish. Viscosity is a re-incarnation of evil.

Dawg, I just seen Viscosity, his eye's are red, like the devil.

Viscosity, ripped my heart out yesterday over a poker game.

Viscosity is so dreamy!!!

viscosity by Kyle "Bulger" April 18, 2006

viscosity

When engaged in sexual intercourse the slippery texture of a women's vaginal fluid is presented when aroused.

Bro, this chicks pussy had viscosity like the banana I ran over in Mario Cart

viscosity by AZThunderDog May 31, 2022

Fecal Viscosity

A high and low measurement of the thickness/solidness of one's feces. High Fecal Viscosity means constipation. Low Fecal Viscosity means loose, watery stool.

Roger was urinating in the men's room when he heard the man in the handicap stall suffering from low fecal viscosity. He was taking a mop bucket dump.

Fecal Viscosity by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

Vaginal Viscosity

Vaginal Viscosity is a measurement used to describe the thickness and texture of a substance secreted or residing in the vaginal tract of the female counterpart to the male part of the human race. It can be checked by tongue, finger, teeth, a form of sunflower, or otherwise. Some emanating juice may taste good. Other not so good. Feel free to try it out.

Guy 1: "Dude, this chicks vaginal viscosity was like a McDonalds milkshake."
Guy 2: "Really? Wow the last girl I had was as runny as a babies nose in winter"

Vaginal Viscosity by AsHaNdAiDaNsTrIkEaGaIn August 1, 2010

mundane viscosity 

When a man chronically masturbates and the thickness of his semen diminishes over time

He whacked off so frequently, that he has reached maximum mundane viscosity

mundane viscosity by Mattallica February 27, 2017