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Cluntoris 

A gigantic, and beastly form of a clitoris that swallows everything including light. Similar to a black hole, it can also be identified to look similar to a victim of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The Cluntoris should be avoided, as it will eat any man's genitalia who comes in contact with it. The odor of the Cluntoris resembles the odor left behind in the concentration camps of the Holocaust. Only a true man can overcome a Cluntoris during intercourse, and hump the monster into submission. Several men will come in contact with a Cluntoris, and ask themselves; "Is this a Cluntoris, or just a huge clit?", but by then, it is already too late. For you see, the Cluntoris can read your mind.
"Damn girl! On a first date? Alright then! Wait a second, what the hell is that?"
"I AM CLUNTORIS!"
"(muffled screams)"
Cluntoris by Breet August 5, 2006

Cuntorial 

Verbal and/or practical instruction in the art of cunningilus.
John was given a cuntorial by his new girlfriend Jane since he was shitty at giving her oral pleasure.
Cuntorial by FrankiePops October 29, 2009

cuntoisseur 

A carnivore, usually male, who enjoys devouring meat curtains
Michael is well-liked in cheer leading circles across the country for his prowess as a cuntoisseur.
cuntoisseur by Joel T. June 30, 2008
(n.) Putrefaction of the pussy, a chronic condition resulting in the most foul-smelling meat wallet found in the universe. The discharge from cuntosis can be smooth or lumpy like the mouth-watering giblet gravy your grandmother used to make.

(See also: cuntitis, a less virulent variation of pussy pathology than cuntosis.)
The doctor's head was half way to the floor when the fetid odor of cuntosis reached his nostrils.
cuntosis by Robert E. Porter September 12, 2007
Young ladies hiding how ugly and or fat they are with huge amounts of makeup.
With all the Cuntoring I don't even recognise them.
Cuntoring by Mikey_b123 January 29, 2020

cuntorius maximus 

one who is such a cunt that any other term just wouldn't do it justice.
god dam, that kid is gay ......what a cuntorius maximus.
cuntorius maximus by alfman July 6, 2008