Cuntoris
Cuntoris by Scott Clarkin February 12, 2004
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Cluntoris
A gigantic, and beastly form of a clitoris that swallows everything including light. Similar to a black hole, it can also be identified to look similar to a victim of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The Cluntoris should be avoided, as it will eat any man's genitalia who comes in contact with it. The odor of the Cluntoris resembles the odor left behind in the concentration camps of the Holocaust. Only a true man can overcome a Cluntoris during intercourse, and hump the monster into submission. Several men will come in contact with a Cluntoris, and ask themselves; "Is this a Cluntoris, or just a huge clit?", but by then, it is already too late. For you see, the Cluntoris can read your mind.
"Damn girl! On a first date? Alright then! Wait a second, what the hell is that?"
"I AM CLUNTORIS!"
"(muffled screams)"
"I AM CLUNTORIS!"
"(muffled screams)"
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Cuntoris • cuntoisseur • cuntosis • Cuntrissa • Cluntoris • Cultorise • cunteris • Cuntgrissel • cuntorcist • Cuntorial
Cuntorial
John was given a cuntorial by his new girlfriend Jane since he was shitty at giving her oral pleasure.
Cuntorial by FrankiePops October 29, 2009
cuntoisseur
cuntoisseur by Joel T. June 30, 2008
cuntosis
(n.) Putrefaction of the pussy, a chronic condition resulting in the most foul-smelling meat wallet found in the universe. The discharge from cuntosis can be smooth or lumpy like the mouth-watering giblet gravy your grandmother used to make.
(See also: cuntitis, a less virulent variation of pussy pathology than cuntosis.)
(See also: cuntitis, a less virulent variation of pussy pathology than cuntosis.)
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Cuntoring
Cuntoring by Mikey_b123 January 29, 2020
cuntorius maximus
cuntorius maximus by alfman July 6, 2008
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