Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mikey

Hillary swank

The Everest of masturbatoratery challenges. Also rhyming slang for tough wank.

I had a Hillary Swank this afternoon, was at it for an hour!

Merch

A poster boy for wealth discrepancy and middle class twats gentrification of a shit mill town.

So and so is a Glossop twat, two Teslas and a ugly house in Simmondley.

Glossop by Mikey_b123 January 8, 2023

Merch

A total shit hole, technologically twenty years behind and a place that multiculturalism forgot.

I'm a racist nob, I think I will go and live in Glossop.

Glossop by Mikey_b123 November 16, 2020

Merch

Young ladies hiding how ugly and or fat they are with huge amounts of makeup.

With all the Cuntoring I don't even recognise them.

Cuntoring by Mikey_b123 January 29, 2020

Merch