Cuntoring

Young ladies hiding how ugly and or fat they are with huge amounts of makeup.

With all the Cuntoring I don't even recognise them.

Cuntoring by Mikey_b123 January 29, 2020

cuntington’s whorea 

Cuntington’s Whorea refers to a progressive condition characterized by uncontrollable use of nasty words. Usually occurs in mean burned-out biotches who are overdue for retirement.

This is incidentally a “spoonerism” of a legit related medical condition, Huntington’s Chorea, which is accompanied by uncontrollable movements of the limbs and death of brain cells.

Man, I figured out what is wrong with her - She has Cuntington's Whorea!

The Doc just diagnosed her with Cuntington’s Whorea...prognosis is poor - we can count on frequent outbursts of nastiness from here on out...but now that she has a diagnosis, she can’t be blamed for it anymore...lucky bitch

cuntington’s whorea by Mandi Harmony May 30, 2018

Drive-by Cunting 

When an individual walks into a crowded, yet quiet venue (like a 7-11 or Target) and yells loudly "CUNT!!!!!" creating a massive state of confusion for the general public. Typically, said individual has their friends arrive first so they may discreetly witness this ambush.

whilst picking up some provisions at the corner store*

Man Walks in:
"CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Shocked old lady to fellow shopper:
"Oh Heavens! did he really just say that?"
"Yea lady, that's what we call a drive-by cunting around here"

Drive-by Cunting by werdtown February 18, 2010

Countering 

Verb : ( To Counter) in present progressive. To place ones partner on a counter and have hot steamy sex with said person

"Dude, I countered her last night"
Jimmy picked up sandy and brought her in the kitchen for a good countering.

Countering by lollol777734 January 31, 2009

cuntington 

Derogatory term for one who is an upper class toff

"Look, there goes a fucking cuntington, his mum is loaded son!"

cuntington by Shayson May 23, 2007

Casual cunting 

Casual cunting is the social practice of calling someone a cunt, without it meaning anything. First named casual cunting by the well known comedian, Micky Flanagan.

Person 1: why are all your shoes on top of mine? You cunt...

Person 2: is that supposed to be casual cunting?

Casual cunting by Lgill July 8, 2014

Cuntingtons Disease 

A disease in which a girl acts deliberately or otherwise like a total cunt. This girl may appear bitchy or needy but rest assured she only has a case of Cuntingtons Disease.

Cures for Cuntingtons Disease are as follows
Reality Check
A Good Lay
New Clothes

Compliments

Travis: "Dude, that chick has always been a total bitch to me."
Zack: "Naw dude, its just her Cuntingtons Disease acting up again."
Travis: "Oh, no worries."

Cuntingtons Disease by Radio Rocket December 30, 2009