Cuntnap

When someone never hangs out with friends again because he/she has a girlfriend

Hey where is Bob. I thought he was coming tonight…
Sorry man, he’s been cuntnapped

by Japmuck November 22, 2021

cuntrap

The bullshit so called tunes passed off as country music.

I love true country music not that cuntrap crap.

by jpg3 November 14, 2011

Cuntnapped

When a roommate goes missing and you assume to think she/he is with his/her girlfriend. The missing person the roommate or friend is with usually is always a significant other and is female. Context can be used for lesbian couples and also used for a man who has gone missing with a female partner. playing off the word kidnapped only in a sexual context.

"I haven't heard from your roommate, have you?" "Oh he/she didn't come home last night" "Oh no I think she's/He's been Cuntnapped!"

by Jo Brag March 30, 2008

cuntlapper

a negative term for a person you may have low regard for. a popular alternative to douchebag or a step up from a asshole.

That cuntlapper just ate my fries!

by AC Paco June 27, 2006

Cuntapotamus

an ignorant, trashy, and grossly obnoxious (either visually, verbally, physically, or aromatically) person, typically female

I can't believe that stupid Cuntapotamus sold all her food stamps and went to da club 'stead of feedin her kids!

by Sarah KK March 28, 2009

cuntknapped

when a slutty, bitch of a girl (a.k.a. cunt) is unexpectedly picked up for no other reason but sex

"Hey where did Chris go after the bar last night?"

"Oh man, he cuntknapped this girl and took her back to his place."

"Damn, good for him."

by sir mix-a-lot 2 January 1, 2009

Cuntapult

A ballistic device used to fling annoying cunts a great distance.

"Put that cunt on the cuntapult and fling her into the sea."

by Snizzi Numbchucks April 11, 2015