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A location or event which women cannot resist: free manicures, shoe sales, etc. Parties can also be cuntraps, usually if they feature the sort of sweet drinks that many women enjoy.

An antonym to sausage fest
Man 1: Hey, I need to buy a new shirt. Wanna go to the mall?
Man 2: Sure. That place is a total cuntrap.
cuntrap by toxikhiro February 3, 2007

Cuntropolis 

A female who encompasses a level of cuntness that is equal to or greater than that of all the cunts living with in the population of a small city.

Common names for females with such an attribute include Abigail, Daneille, Kiersten, Ruth and Shelly.
I hate going to work on Saturdays, my boss is such a cuntropolis!
Cuntropolis by Double D Marie January 15, 2015

Cuntradiction 

A cuntradiction is when someone says that it couldn't care less about something but their actions display the complete opposite.
If you don't care about cb radio why did you just spend nearly $500 on a new antenna. Isn't that a complete cuntradiction?
Isn't it a complete cuntradiction that you talk about channel 3 and the people on it every day, but say that you don't care about it?
If you say you never go to channel 3 but are heard on there regularly, isn't that a complete cuntradiction?

contrapreneur 

Portmanteau of "contra" and "entrepreneur." Someone who sees the business possibilities in reactionary and counter-revolutionary operations.
The #FusionRiseUp conference is a great place for a contrapreneur to get their startup recognized by the CIA and the State Department, so they can participate in future US-backed color "revolutions."
contrapreneur by gavinsaywhat November 19, 2014

cuntraband 

Illicit items concealed in the vagina.
The drug-sniffing dog continued to sniff the woman's crotch, revealing the cuntraband.
cuntraband by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006

contraption adaption 

1) The period of time needed to familiarize oneself with a new electronic device.
2) Often, a period of extreme anxiety and frustration stemming from one's need to learn a lot of technical information in a short to non-existent period of time.
1) "I'm sorry, Joe. I won't be in to work today. I'm exhausted from staying up all night learning how to use my new i-phone and am suffering this morning from a bad case of contraption adaption."

2) "I'm now limiting my persuit of new e-toys to only those gadgets with a low level of contraption adaption."

3) The salesguy said: "If you buy this new Mac laptop today, I guarantee you'll start using it today." "Yeah, sure", I said. "I'll BET there's no contraption adaption for THIS machine!"