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Cuntophone

a recording of a annoying person's voice, like an ex's voicemail. Derived from the word gramophone.
Amy is leaving so many voicemails, I'm tired of listening to her cuntophone records

Cuntawhoreasaurus 

pretty much the biggest bitch you've ever met, but despite her bitchyness,she still finds randoms to sleep with her, also making her a giant slut.
person 1:Dude she is the biggest bitch I've ever met!!!
person 2: I know, I dont know how she got half the football to sleep with her in one night!!
person1: She is such a cuntawhoreasaurus, the only time she ever stops being a bitch is when there is a cock in her mouth!!!
Cuntawhoreasaurus by alimegz August 10, 2009

Cuntaphile 

the name given to someone who likes to behave like a cunt, do cuntish thinks, to be an all round cunt, say cunt alot
i am a cuntaphile, stop being a cuntaphile, your are such a cuntaphile

cuntphobic asswrecker 

Highly insulting (but nonetheless creative) term for a male homosexual.
You cuntphobic asswrecker!

Cuntaphobia 

Shelly: So, have you and Raj done the dirty yet?
Kelly: No!
Shelly: Why not?
Kelly: He suffers from Cuntaphobia.
Cuntaphobia by F Meister May 15, 2006

Cannaphobe 

Someone who is scared of cannabis and and people who smoke cannabis, but either secretly smoke cannabis behind the closet or they have another addiction.
Karen is such a cannaphobe
Cannaphobe by Potatowater November 20, 2018
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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