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Cuntophone

a recording of a annoying person's voice, like an ex's voicemail. Derived from the word gramophone.
Amy is leaving so many voicemails, I'm tired of listening to her cuntophone records

Cuntawhoreasaurus 

pretty much the biggest bitch you've ever met, but despite her bitchyness,she still finds randoms to sleep with her, also making her a giant slut.
person 1:Dude she is the biggest bitch I've ever met!!!
person 2: I know, I dont know how she got half the football to sleep with her in one night!!
person1: She is such a cuntawhoreasaurus, the only time she ever stops being a bitch is when there is a cock in her mouth!!!
Cuntawhoreasaurus by alimegz August 10, 2009

Cuntaphile 

the name given to someone who likes to behave like a cunt, do cuntish thinks, to be an all round cunt, say cunt alot
i am a cuntaphile, stop being a cuntaphile, your are such a cuntaphile

cuntphobic asswrecker 

Highly insulting (but nonetheless creative) term for a male homosexual.
You cuntphobic asswrecker!

Cuntaphobia 

Shelly: So, have you and Raj done the dirty yet?
Kelly: No!
Shelly: Why not?
Kelly: He suffers from Cuntaphobia.
Cuntaphobia by F Meister May 15, 2006

Cannaphobe 

Someone who is scared of cannabis and and people who smoke cannabis, but either secretly smoke cannabis behind the closet or they have another addiction.
Karen is such a cannaphobe
Cannaphobe by Potatowater November 20, 2018