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Cuntnapped

When a roommate goes missing and you assume to think she/he is with his/her girlfriend. The missing person the roommate or friend is with usually is always a significant other and is female. Context can be used for lesbian couples and also used for a man who has gone missing with a female partner. playing off the word kidnapped only in a sexual context.
"I haven't heard from your roommate, have you?" "Oh he/she didn't come home last night" "Oh no I think she's/He's been Cuntnapped!"
by Jo Brag March 30, 2008
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Cuntnapped

When a roommate goes missing and you assume to think she/he is with his/her girlfriend. The missing person the roommate or friend is with usually is always a significant other and is female. Context can be used for lesbian couples and also used for a man who has gone missing with a female partner. playing off the word kidnapped only in a sexual context.
"I havent heard from your roommate, have you?" "Oh he/she didnt come home last night" "Oh no I think she's/He's been Cuntnapped!"
by Jo Brag March 30, 2008
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cuntlapper

a negative term for a person you may have low regard for. a popular alternative to douchebag or a step up from a asshole.
That cuntlapper just ate my fries!
by AC Paco June 27, 2006
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cuntknapped

when a slutty, bitch of a girl (a.k.a. cunt) is unexpectedly picked up for no other reason but sex
"Hey where did Chris go after the bar last night?"

"Oh man, he cuntknapped this girl and took her back to his place."

"Damn, good for him."
by sir mix-a-lot 2 January 1, 2009
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cuntlapper

I love to eat pussy, so that makes me a cuntlapper
by Azeroth April 14, 2003
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catnapped

When a female is kidnapped solely for the kidnapper to use for sexual pleasure.
Person one: “I heard Natalie was Catnapped last week!”
Person two: “Hopefully they used protection.”
by Cusween December 15, 2018
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cuntlapper

n. American slang. 1) a person who performs cunnilingus on female genitalia; 2) a heterosexual male; 3) a sex-minded heterosexual male.
While he was diving into the spot between her legs, she thought, now this feels good because he's a good cuntlapper
by Roger October 13, 2003
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