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Cuntnap

When someone never hangs out with friends again because he/she has a girlfriend
Hey where is Bob. I thought he was coming tonight…
Sorry man, he’s been cuntnapped
by Japmuck November 22, 2021
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Cuntoku

The person who controls the action in a threesome. A Portmanteau of the Japanese word manager and the English word cunt.
Man, last night you were a real Scorsese, a real cuntoku
by Japmuck November 22, 2021
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