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Cuntapult 

A ballistic device used to fling annoying cunts a great distance.
"Put that cunt on the cuntapult and fling her into the sea."
Cuntapult by Snizzi Numbchucks April 11, 2015
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Catapult Turtle

The most convenient monster in the history of Duel Monsters.
With my Catapult Turtle I can launch my Dragon Champion toward your castle thereby shattering its floatation ring and causing it to collapse on top of your monsters.

Catapult Over the Fence 

sliding back down his chest to align for exciting missionary position but missing
she Catapult Over the Fence and I jizzed on her chest

Cuntsultant

One who is a consultant and also a cunt. Highly prevalent in the pharma/healthcare consulting industry.
Sarabvijay: The work we've paid this consultancy for is a pile of shit. We've literally jizzed $500k up the wall.
Jimmy G: Let's not contract with them again, especially that cuntsultant Mark - what a tool he is.
Cuntsultant by RandyRhoads84 May 20, 2020

cuntputer 

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate
"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"
cuntputer by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

The Raspberry Catapult

The act of violently lobbing a used tampon.
Oi, Sandra that ninny tooting cock smuggler gone done assumed my gender, give him The Raspberry Catapult.
Y-shaped device having a loop of elastic attached to the ends of the prongs and used for firing stones, ball bearings or other small objects (cf. slingshot, shanghai)
It is ethically unacceptable to feed an ugly baby with a catapult.
catapult by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008
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