Cuntapotamus

an ignorant, trashy, and grossly obnoxious (either visually, verbally, physically, or aromatically) person, typically female

I can't believe that stupid Cuntapotamus sold all her food stamps and went to da club 'stead of feedin her kids!

by Sarah KK March 28, 2009

clitapotamus

A woman with a large overbearing cltoris.

when i pulled doen her trousers and knickers i was confronted by a wild clitapotamus.

by DozzAndPoob May 11, 2011

Cuntopotamus

Definition -A) a bitch the size of a hippo

Exampleon the train
Friend 1"Dude...thats a huge BITCH."
Friend 2"Nah, Thats a Cuntopotamus!"

by h8rofu September 21, 2009

Catapotamus

A very obese cat comparable to a hippopotamus. Cat + hippopotamus = catapotamus

I couldn't sleep in my bed last night because the catapotamus got there first and took up the entire bed.

by JEKJr. the Father of Cats. August 10, 2017

cuntapotus

(Noun) idiot president of the USA

The actions of Trump define him as a cuntapotus

by Possumoutside November 28, 2017

cuntapotomus

(n) a really slutty fat girl who somehow still gets laid despite her size, usually preys on drunk/desperate men

god she is so slutty and fat! she is such a cuntapotomus

by Ellebee October 4, 2008

cuntopotamus

1.) A person who is such a big cunt, that the mere size of their cuntness has to be compared to that of a hippopotamus.

2.) The most commonly misspelled insult.

"Did you here what Suzy did?"
"Yeah, she's a fucking cuntopotamus."

by Xibilation January 24, 2015