nastynick69's definitions

poonanna

A hot grandmother who is usually either widowed or just enjoys a good sausage festival.

I'm tired of all these stupid young bitches, I need to meet a nice poonanna to take care of me while not wearing her dentures.

by nastynick69 October 20, 2009

cuntainment

Cunt-ain-munt

kuhn TAYN muhnt
-noun
1 the act or condition of Cuntaining or being clingy.
2 an act or policy restricting a man from spreading his seed, esp to a younger woman.
3 an enclosure completely surrounding the male genitalia, designed to prevent the release of cum in the event of ejaculation.
4 a state of pussy whippedness.

Man, I can't even go out wit you guys anymore, my girl has me under some serious Cuntainment.

by nastynick69 November 8, 2009

Cunt Flaps

The busted up labia of the female genitalia, closely resembling the meat of an Arby's roast beef sandwich. Unfortunately they do not go as well with Horsy sauce.

Oh my god!!! What the hell happened to your vag? Was there a terrorist attack on your pussy? Those cunt flaps are so loose you could use them to make a tent.

by nastynick69 October 31, 2009

Cunt Flaps McGee

An insult used to mock a person while seeming less offensive. Originating from the Celtic children's poem which follows: Listen my friends and I'll tell you with glee, The magical tale of Cunt Flaps McGee.

Hey, Cunt Flaps McGee, get the dick out of your mouth and stop mumbling.

by nastynick69 October 31, 2009

Dildo chucks

Two dildos strung together so they may be wielded like a weapon.

If anyone tries to rape me, I'll beat their ass with my dildo chucks.

by nastynick69 October 31, 2009

Crunchy Pussy

A popular chain of taco stands that displays a deep fried cat logo wearing a sombrero. Primarily located in the north-west near cannabis farms lesbian burn wards, the chain is famous for attracting pervy old men and pubescent boys alike. Because of their popularity amongst these demographics the organization NAMBLA has made Crunchy Pussy chains one of their traditional hangout spots much to the dismay of the the Taco vendors. The menu offers a wide selection of food, however, no matter what you order, you will usually end with two fish taco's and a large sweet tea.

Hey man are you hungry?
Hell yeah, I'm gonna get me some of that crunchy pussy. I love fish tacos and I got some extra sour cream too.

by nastynick69 October 19, 2009

Bilge Troll

Someone so hideously disgusting that they can only occupy dark wet areas in the bowels of large water-going craft. They are a tremendous nuisance and have a habit of riddling anyone who may come near them. The price of answering one of their riddles wrong is performing a sexual favor for the Bilge Troll.

Man, I ran into this super hot chick on the cruise I went on but we came across a Bilge Troll on our way to my room. Unfortunately, I answered wrong and... lets just say I don't think I'll be having sex again any time soon.

by nastynick69 October 31, 2009