cuntainment 

Cunt-ain-munt

kuhn TAYN muhnt
-noun
1 the act or condition of Cuntaining or being clingy.
2 an act or policy restricting a man from spreading his seed, esp to a younger woman.
3 an enclosure completely surrounding the male genitalia, designed to prevent the release of cum in the event of ejaculation.
4 a state of pussy whippedness.

Man, I can't even go out wit you guys anymore, my girl has me under some serious Cuntainment.

cuntainment by nastynick69 November 8, 2009

Cuntinental Breakfast 

To use a female's vagina as a bowl for your cereal. After the cereal and milk is inserted it is then eaten out of the snatcharoo. Silverware optional. If lucky charms are used there is a slight chance of catching the untreatable "pubic leprechauns."

"Jimmy I've been at NASCAR all day long and I haven't had a bite to eat"

"Don't worry Alex I'm sure your sister will have a 'Cuntinental Breakfast' prepared for you when you get home"

Cuntinental Breakfast by 101202 July 27, 2014

Containment Board 

A place to put threads for irritating users while still respecting their freedom to have discussions, it could be a clubhouse or a quarantine.

q: Do you want to talk about Trump?
a: No, go back to your Containment Board!

Containment Board by Supellex_ November 7, 2017

SCP Containment Breach 

Arguably the best SCP game ever to be made featuring annoying SCP's such as The peanut(SCP 173) and SCP 106.

Billy "I started playing SCP Containment Breach". Joe " wait till u get to heavy that's when shit get real".

SCP Containment Breach by GitGud391 September 28, 2020

Containment Breach 

1. A release of excrement from a faulty or overloaded child's diaper.

2. A term used to describe a fart that has escaped all attempts to keep it contained under a comforter or blanket.

"It was a real nightmare, we had a major containment breach, our boys diaper failed to hold and we had to throw out his pants."

"Hold your nose there's been a containment breach. I could not hold it"

Containment Breach by nycesq February 23, 2009

containment

A naturally well packed vulva, whereupon no part of the labia (majora or minora), clitoris, or vestibule of the vagina can be seen.

Guy #1 at strip club: "Dude! Check out that hot single mom working the brass pole! She is so hot and what spectacular containment!"
Guy #2 at strip club (me): "Yeah, she is hot, but I prefer a nice set of ham or roast beef meat curtains."

containment by Vore September 23, 2005

Cuntinental 

1. Continent-dwelling c*nt.

2. Overpopulation personified.

Used to describe the hordes of unwashed, warlike peoples that inhabit the cuntinents.

"The hotel was crowded with cuntinentals, there wasn't a complimentary anything left in sight."

"I hear the cuntinentals are killing each other again."

Cuntinental by Adam X Smith September 12, 2012