Cuntjunctivitis

A condition in which a person uses a medical excuse to behave like complete, privileged dicks.

Karen: "I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION SO I CAN'T WEAR A MASK!"
Laura: "Is it CUNTjunctivitis?"

by Polyester.Specter May 20, 2020

cumjunctivitis

Main Entry: cum·junc·ti·vi·tis
Pronunciation: 'k&m-"j&ng(k)-ti-"vI-t&s
Function: noun
: inflammation of the eye as a result of recent ejaculation therin either purposefully or by accident by ones partner.
A combination of cum and conjunctivitis ('pink eye')

"Danm, Kurt, why is your left eye so red and why does Al have that smirk on his face?"
"It's an acute case of cumjunctivitis, as Al has lousy aim when he shoots. Don't worry, I nailed him in the nads for it."

by KurtTO May 21, 2004

Cumjunctivitis

Crusty eye condition caused by a direct hit of cumshot to the eye. Often experienced while playing Sacremento Skeeball or during a Nantucket Oyster Drop. Also reported from a circle jerk. Symptoms may include blurred vision and a crust covered eye stuck shut upon waking. Usually a temporary condition.

She got cumjunctivitis and couldn't see after my load hit her in the eye during a cum bath.

by Mabeline April 22, 2008

Conjunctivitis

Pink eye, something you get from burying your face in a strippers ass.

"Aw dude, I got conjunctivitis"

"That's what you get when you put a stripper's butt on your face"

by breakfastcandy December 14, 2009

cumjunctivitis

Noun - (Cum-junct-iv-itis)
When one contracts symptoms of conjunctivitis but it is caused by the act of ejaculation into ones eye from a partner or themself.

Ashleigh: Man I must have conjunctivitis pretty bad, my eye's all sticky.
Brad *whispers to Gemma*: Don't tell anyone but it's more like cumjunctivitis.

by SirHarold98 January 7, 2015

Cuntjunctavitus

The crust that forms on a well abused vagina the next morning after a savage night of love making. Woman who have participated in a gang bang will suffer the worst cases.
A by-product of cuntjunctavitus is clitty litter.

Kathy was complaining to the girls about her severe case of cuntjunctavitus during their weekly coffee meet up.

by MAV50L June 12, 2010

american conjunctivitis

The process through which, Americans abuse their language, and generate words through random conjunctions. Usually redneck in origin, these words eventually become acceptable in society as a whole.

I.E. Ya'll/y'all; as in y'all come back now ya' hear?
you'ins see y'all.
fixinta; as in fixinta go put my gun away.
gosinda; as in 2 gosinda 4 twice.

By god if american conjunctivitis won't be the death of the English language...

by Josh McG January 19, 2007