Skip to main content

Cuntjunctivitis 

A condition in which a person uses a medical excuse to behave like complete, privileged dicks.
Karen: "I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION SO I CAN'T WEAR A MASK!"
Laura: "Is it CUNTjunctivitis?"
Words you can keep

cumjunctivitis 

Main Entry: cum·junc·ti·vi·tis
Pronunciation: 'k&m-"j&ng(k)-ti-"vI-t&s
Function: noun
: inflammation of the eye as a result of recent ejaculation therin either purposefully or by accident by ones partner.
A combination of cum and conjunctivitis ('pink eye')
"Danm, Kurt, why is your left eye so red and why does Al have that smirk on his face?"
"It's an acute case of cumjunctivitis, as Al has lousy aim when he shoots. Don't worry, I nailed him in the nads for it."
cumjunctivitis by KurtTO May 21, 2004

Cumjunctivitis 

Crusty eye condition caused by a direct hit of cumshot to the eye. Often experienced while playing Sacremento Skeeball or during a Nantucket Oyster Drop. Also reported from a circle jerk. Symptoms may include blurred vision and a crust covered eye stuck shut upon waking. Usually a temporary condition.
She got cumjunctivitis and couldn't see after my load hit her in the eye during a cum bath.
Cumjunctivitis by Mabeline April 22, 2008

Conjunctivitis

Pink eye, something you get from burying your face in a strippers ass.
"Aw dude, I got conjunctivitis"

"That's what you get when you put a stripper's butt on your face"
Conjunctivitis by breakfastcandy December 14, 2009

cumjunctivitis 

Noun - (Cum-junct-iv-itis)
When one contracts symptoms of conjunctivitis but it is caused by the act of ejaculation into ones eye from a partner or themself.
Ashleigh: Man I must have conjunctivitis pretty bad, my eye's all sticky.
Brad *whispers to Gemma*: Don't tell anyone but it's more like cumjunctivitis.
cumjunctivitis by SirHarold98 January 7, 2015

Cuntjunctavitus

The crust that forms on a well abused vagina the next morning after a savage night of love making. Woman who have participated in a gang bang will suffer the worst cases.
A by-product of cuntjunctavitus is clitty litter.
Kathy was complaining to the girls about her severe case of cuntjunctavitus during their weekly coffee meet up.
Cuntjunctavitus by MAV50L June 12, 2010

american conjunctivitis 

The process through which, Americans abuse their language, and generate words through random conjunctions. Usually redneck in origin, these words eventually become acceptable in society as a whole.
I.E. Ya'll/y'all; as in y'all come back now ya' hear?
you'ins see y'all.
fixinta; as in fixinta go put my gun away.
gosinda; as in 2 gosinda 4 twice.

By god if american conjunctivitis won't be the death of the English language...
american conjunctivitis by Josh McG January 19, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
Next