Definitions by Polyester.Specter
Necrotizing Karenitis
An acute disease which doesn't allow Karens to wear masks to public places, followed by chronic asking-to-see-the-manager to complain about their rights being infringed upon.
Symptoms may include:
Threatening to sue
Filming the scene on their phones
Posting video on social media
Flat-earth beliefs
MAGA hat-wearing
Calling cops on black folks for existing
Symptoms may include:
Threatening to sue
Filming the scene on their phones
Posting video on social media
Flat-earth beliefs
MAGA hat-wearing
Calling cops on black folks for existing
Woman demands to speak to the manager after being denied entry to the supermarket without a protective mask during the Covid-19 outbreak, and threatens to sue, which indicates she's suffering from Stage IV Necrotizing Karenitis.
Necrotizing Karenitis by Polyester.Specter May 20, 2020
Cuntjunctivitis
Cuntjunctivitis by Polyester.Specter May 20, 2020
whitecromanage
1. When white folks try to tell people of color how to behave.
2. When other white folks need to step in to manage their own.
2. When other white folks need to step in to manage their own.
1. Susan: "You have to be polite to the police if they pull you over."
Taneisha: " Did you just whitecromanage me Susan?!"
2. Jimothy is mouthing off again about how slavery was beneficial to African Americans. Becky really needs to whitecromanage him.
Taneisha: " Did you just whitecromanage me Susan?!"
2. Jimothy is mouthing off again about how slavery was beneficial to African Americans. Becky really needs to whitecromanage him.
whitecromanage by Polyester.Specter April 5, 2019
Richfugees
Millionaire Steve's family became richfugees, when they got stranded on an island without food, or money.
Richfugees by Polyester.Specter May 3, 2017
kittenfreude
Feeling general pleasure, often accompanied by giggles, derived from cats, or kittens' hilarious misfortunes.
kittenfreude by Polyester.Specter February 15, 2017
fartograde
Mostly happening to just women, it's when a fart travels forward between the labias, and out past the clitoris, instead of out the ass crack. Basically, a retrograde fart.
Michelle is sitting on the couch, eating ice cream, watching romance movies, and enjoying the feeling of fartogrades tickling her junk as they pass through.
Susan's fartogrades stopped being funny when they pissed off the cat in her lap.
Susan's fartogrades stopped being funny when they pissed off the cat in her lap.
fartograde by Polyester.Specter December 10, 2016
Fuckening
That horrible feeling you get when you fucked up real bad. Includes, dropped stomach, lump in throat, nausea, chest pains, feeling like you're about to pee yourself, or want to jump off a tall building.
I just accidentally sent a dick pic to the whole company. I'm overcome with the fuckening right now.
Told my mom to fuck off in an argument... The fuckening is hitting me hard.
Told my mom to fuck off in an argument... The fuckening is hitting me hard.
Fuckening by Polyester.Specter November 9, 2016