That horrible feeling you get when you fucked up real bad. Includes, dropped stomach, lump in throat, nausea, chest pains, feeling like you're about to pee yourself, or want to jump off a tall building.
I just accidentally sent a dick pic to the whole company. I'm overcome with the fuckening right now.
Told my mom to fuck off in an argument... The fuckening is hitting me hard.
Told my mom to fuck off in an argument... The fuckening is hitting me hard.
by Polyester.Specter November 09, 2016
Get the Fuckeningmug. When hate rain downs on you.
I posted a positive blog about Kim Kardashian's ass and a deluge of haterain flooded my post.
I posted a positive blog about Kim Kardashian's ass and a deluge of haterain flooded my post.
by Polyester.Specter November 13, 2014
Get the haterainmug. Mostly happening to just women, it's when a fart travels forward between the labias, and out past the clitoris, instead of out the ass crack. Basically, a retrograde fart.
Michelle is sitting on the couch, eating ice cream, watching romance movies, and enjoying the feeling of fartogrades tickling her junk as they pass through.
Susan's fartogrades stopped being funny when they pissed off the cat in her lap.
Susan's fartogrades stopped being funny when they pissed off the cat in her lap.
by Polyester.Specter December 10, 2016
Get the fartogrademug. Millionaire Steve's family became richfugees, when they got stranded on an island without food, or money.
by Polyester.Specter May 03, 2017
Get the Richfugeesmug. by Polyester.Specter May 20, 2020
Get the Cuntjunctivitismug. Noun. Activity that requires physical or mental exertion while chasing a San Francisco MUNI bus. Also, having to run to your destination because of late or missed MUNI buses.
Verbs: MUNIcised, MUNIcising, MUNIcises.
Verbs: MUNIcised, MUNIcising, MUNIcises.
Sara: Going to the gym after work today?
Jane: Nah, I MUNIcised twice this morning trying to get to work on time. I've done my cardio for the day.
Jane: Nah, I MUNIcised twice this morning trying to get to work on time. I've done my cardio for the day.
by Polyester.Specter January 27, 2011
Get the MUNIcisemug. An acute disease which doesn't allow Karens to wear masks to public places, followed by chronic asking-to-see-the-manager to complain about their rights being infringed upon.
Symptoms may include:
Threatening to sue
Filming the scene on their phones
Posting video on social media
Flat-earth beliefs
MAGA hat-wearing
Calling cops on black folks for existing
Symptoms may include:
Threatening to sue
Filming the scene on their phones
Posting video on social media
Flat-earth beliefs
MAGA hat-wearing
Calling cops on black folks for existing
Woman demands to speak to the manager after being denied entry to the supermarket without a protective mask during the Covid-19 outbreak, and threatens to sue, which indicates she's suffering from Stage IV Necrotizing Karenitis.
by Polyester.Specter May 20, 2020
Get the Necrotizing Karenitismug.