Cuntjunctivitis

A condition in which a person uses a medical excuse to behave like complete, privileged dicks.
Karen: "I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION SO I CAN'T WEAR A MASK!"
Laura: "Is it CUNTjunctivitis?"
by Polyester.Specter May 21, 2020
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Condinoms

It's a portmanteau of the words condiment and nom.

More noms can be added to stress the deliciousness of condiment/food combination.
Ketchup and mustard are the perfect condinoms for bacon wrapped hot dogs.

OMG mayo on a burger is so condinomnomnomnom!
by Polyester.Specter January 09, 2011
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kittenfreude

Feeling general pleasure, often accompanied by giggles, derived from cats, or kittens' hilarious misfortunes.
Steve had a feeling of kittenfreude, when he scared the crap outta Fluffers with a cucumber.
by Polyester.Specter February 16, 2017
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haterain

When hate rain downs on you.

I posted a positive blog about Kim Kardashian's ass and a deluge of haterain flooded my post.
I posted a positive blog about Kim Kardashian's ass, and a deluge of haterain flooded my post.
by Polyester.Specter November 13, 2014
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Fuckening

That horrible feeling you get when you fucked up real bad. Includes, dropped stomach, lump in throat, nausea, chest pains, feeling like you're about to pee yourself, or want to jump off a tall building.
I just accidentally sent a dick pic to the whole company. I'm overcome with the fuckening right now.

Told my mom to fuck off in an argument... The fuckening is hitting me hard.
by Polyester.Specter November 09, 2016
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Richfugees

When rich people get stranded, and robbed, and must live like temporary refugees.
Millionaire Steve's family became richfugees, when they got stranded on an island without food, or money.
by Polyester.Specter May 04, 2017
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whitecromanage

1. When white folks try to tell people of color how to behave.

2. When other white folks need to step in to manage their own.
1. Susan: "You have to be polite to the police if they pull you over."
Taneisha: " Did you just whitecromanage me Susan?!"

2. Jimothy is mouthing off again about how slavery was beneficial to African Americans. Becky really needs to whitecromanage him.
by Polyester.Specter April 05, 2019
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