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MUNIcise

Noun. Activity that requires physical or mental exertion while chasing a San Francisco MUNI bus. Also, having to run to your destination because of late or missed MUNI buses.

Verbs: MUNIcised, MUNIcising, MUNIcises.

Sara: Going to the gym after work today?
Jane: Nah, I MUNIcised twice this morning trying to get to work on time. I've done my cardio for the day.

by Polyester.Specter January 27, 2011

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fartograde

Mostly happening to just women, it's when a fart travels forward between the labias, and out past the clitoris, instead of out the ass crack. Basically, a retrograde fart.

Michelle is sitting on the couch, eating ice cream, watching romance movies, and enjoying the feeling of fartogrades tickling her junk as they pass through.

Susan's fartogrades stopped being funny when they pissed off the cat in her lap.

by Polyester.Specter December 10, 2016

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Cuntjunctivitis

A condition in which a person uses a medical excuse to behave like complete, privileged dicks.

Karen: "I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION SO I CAN'T WEAR A MASK!"
Laura: "Is it CUNTjunctivitis?"

by Polyester.Specter May 20, 2020

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Richfugees

When rich people get stranded, and robbed, and must live like temporary refugees.

Millionaire Steve's family became richfugees, when they got stranded on an island without food, or money.

by Polyester.Specter May 3, 2017

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Fuckening

That horrible feeling you get when you fucked up real bad. Includes, dropped stomach, lump in throat, nausea, chest pains, feeling like you're about to pee yourself, or want to jump off a tall building.

I just accidentally sent a dick pic to the whole company. I'm overcome with the fuckening right now.

Told my mom to fuck off in an argument... The fuckening is hitting me hard.

by Polyester.Specter November 9, 2016

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