Polyester.Specter's definitions

Necrotizing Karenitis

An acute disease which doesn't allow Karens to wear masks to public places, followed by chronic asking-to-see-the-manager to complain about their rights being infringed upon.

Symptoms may include:
Threatening to sue
Filming the scene on their phones
Posting video on social media
Flat-earth beliefs
MAGA hat-wearing

Calling cops on black folks for existing

Woman demands to speak to the manager after being denied entry to the supermarket without a protective mask during the Covid-19 outbreak, and threatens to sue, which indicates she's suffering from Stage IV Necrotizing Karenitis.

by Polyester.Specter May 20, 2020

kittenfreude

Feeling general pleasure, often accompanied by giggles, derived from cats, or kittens' hilarious misfortunes.

Steve had a feeling of kittenfreude, when he scared the crap outta Fluffers with a cucumber.

by Polyester.Specter February 15, 2017

haterain

When hate rain downs on you.

I posted a positive blog about Kim Kardashian's ass and a deluge of haterain flooded my post.

I posted a positive blog about Kim Kardashian's ass, and a deluge of haterain flooded my post.

by Polyester.Specter November 13, 2014

Fuckening

That horrible feeling you get when you fucked up real bad. Includes, dropped stomach, lump in throat, nausea, chest pains, feeling like you're about to pee yourself, or want to jump off a tall building.

I just accidentally sent a dick pic to the whole company. I'm overcome with the fuckening right now.

Told my mom to fuck off in an argument... The fuckening is hitting me hard.

by Polyester.Specter November 9, 2016

fartograde

Mostly happening to just women, it's when a fart travels forward between the labias, and out past the clitoris, instead of out the ass crack. Basically, a retrograde fart.

Michelle is sitting on the couch, eating ice cream, watching romance movies, and enjoying the feeling of fartogrades tickling her junk as they pass through.

Susan's fartogrades stopped being funny when they pissed off the cat in her lap.

by Polyester.Specter December 10, 2016

Cuntjunctivitis

A condition in which a person uses a medical excuse to behave like complete, privileged dicks.

Karen: "I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION SO I CAN'T WEAR A MASK!"
Laura: "Is it CUNTjunctivitis?"

by Polyester.Specter May 20, 2020

steamcrotch

When you crotch is so hot it steams. LITERALLY.

Today was SO HOT that when I got inside my cool apartment and took my pants off I had real bad steamcrotch.

by Polyester.Specter October 4, 2014