Pink eye, something you get from burying your face in a strippers ass.
"Aw dude, I got conjunctivitis"

"That's what you get when you put a stripper's butt on your face"
by breakfastcandy December 14, 2009
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Somethning that joins/connects or a simultaneous occurrence of events.
Sometimes it means a union,a combination of elements.
I, M.Verver, am a remarkable conjunction of various talents.
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The area between the anus and scrotum or vulva. The Taint. (Taint pussy, taint asshole)
As I was eating her snizz she made me lick her Conjunction.
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The area that connects between your genitalia and rectum. The taint.
Wanda's conjunction is sore as hell after Dudley gave her the Sturk last night.
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Pink eye. It is an infection in the eye that's really contagious, ugly, and gross.

Not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying "pink eye."

Also, while this is not a sexually transmitted disease, if you have sex with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.
"Let's do it"
"Can't... I have conjunctivitis"
"Yucky"
by Ash Money January 02, 2007
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1. Some crazy guy on the Internet that's been around for awhile. Used to post at guestbooks regularly now has profiles on different sites. JTV being one.
2. Combo of three things: A conjunction, conjunctivitis, and St. Vitus' Dance.
No real reason for the combo except it sounded cool
Man, Conjunction Vitus sure was typeative the other day.
Yep, that sounds like him!
by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009
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