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Boring cuntiness 

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Boring cuntiness is an illness that people are diagnosed with if they are rude, annoying , mean for no reason , and have absolutely no sense of humour.

The disease was first discovered by K.R. And M.B.
I diagnose TW with boring cuntiness

cunticles 

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An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.
Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!
cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

cunticiosity 

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The quality or state of being an absolute cunt
Person 1: "Dude, check out that guy's parking job. What the fuck."
Person 2: "That had to have been on purpose. There's no way someone can be that oblivious to his own cunticiosity"
cunticiosity by TwinkieBaby June 19, 2013

cuntiness 

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A characteristic given to a person, particularly a female, who acts like a cunt.

A female who think she possesses a cuteness quality, but does not. Instead this female, holds qualities that would define her as a cunt.

Females who tend to whine about everything.

Her cuntiness is extra bold today; she won't even respond.
cuntiness by Marky Mark 52 October 28, 2007

Cunticles 

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When a women thinks she has bigger balls than a man she has cunticles.
She has no problem putting him in his place. She has hugh cunticles
Cunticles by edzackery August 9, 2010

Cuntincidence 

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noun

1. A shady bitch doing, wearing, saying or attending the same thing shortly after learning, hearing, watching YOU do, say or announce something and then acting as if they had no clue, or like it was their original idea all along.

2. A cuntrified jackhole using other people's material without giving proper credit.
Example: It was no cuntincidence that whore showed up thirty minutes after they checked in on Facebook.

Synonyms: serenstupidy, accident my ass, fake as fuck.
Cuntincidence by Nit-Witty January 3, 2014
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