Cuntincidence 

noun

1. A shady bitch doing, wearing, saying or attending the same thing shortly after learning, hearing, watching YOU do, say or announce something and then acting as if they had no clue, or like it was their original idea all along.

2. A cuntrified jackhole using other people's material without giving proper credit.

Example: It was no cuntincidence that whore showed up thirty minutes after they checked in on Facebook.

Synonyms: serenstupidy, accident my ass, fake as fuck.

Cuntincidence by Nit-Witty January 3, 2014

Convincidence 

When the random nature of existence produces patterns from chaos, is grasped by the weak minded as signs of conscious design or messages from beyond.

Benedict: That's the third cartwheeling turtle I've seen this week, it's an omen and harbinger of doom!

Dawkins: You're mental, it's just convincidence.

Convincidence by Pobotrol October 26, 2010

Conincidence 

Noun:
An incident or occurrence that is both coincidental and a scam.

The religion you grew up with is the one true religion? What a conincidence!

It's so conincidental that you show up to sell me a research paper just when I need one done for tomorrow's class.

Conincidence by lovelywordplay August 29, 2012