Cuntincidence 

noun

1. A shady bitch doing, wearing, saying or attending the same thing shortly after learning, hearing, watching YOU do, say or announce something and then acting as if they had no clue, or like it was their original idea all along.

2. A cuntrified jackhole using other people's material without giving proper credit.

Example: It was no cuntincidence that whore showed up thirty minutes after they checked in on Facebook.

Synonyms: serenstupidy, accident my ass, fake as fuck.

Cuntincidence by Nit-Witty January 3, 2014

Convincidence 

When the random nature of existence produces patterns from chaos, is grasped by the weak minded as signs of conscious design or messages from beyond.

Benedict: That's the third cartwheeling turtle I've seen this week, it's an omen and harbinger of doom!

Dawkins: You're mental, it's just convincidence.

Convincidence by Pobotrol October 26, 2010

Conincidence 

Noun:
An incident or occurrence that is both coincidental and a scam.

The religion you grew up with is the one true religion? What a conincidence!

It's so conincidental that you show up to sell me a research paper just when I need one done for tomorrow's class.

Conincidence by lovelywordplay August 29, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008