cuntimplation 

when a straight woman is thinking about sleeping with another woman despite her sexuality.

sarah: "I can't stop thinking about how I wasn't to sleep with jess"

Ryan: "sounds like cuntimplation to me"

cuntimplation by bignoissy April 1, 2020

cuntemplating 

Thinking about how to bring a bitch down.

He was cuntemplating while stalking his ratchet hoe, ex-boyfriend's Instagram.

cuntemplating by bcrystal February 22, 2015

coffee and contemplation 

A saying made by Stranger Things Jim Hopper David Harbour that is literally the meaning of life.

Hopper: “Mornigs are for coffee and contemplation”

coffee and contemplation by swimz$$&& May 9, 2018

Finger Pyramid of Evil Contemplation 

Commonly used by evil bigwigs in a non-verbal showing of how evil their previous phrase or monologue was. The usage is often associated with C. Montgomery Burns.

"After the King is beheaded his kingdom will be ours!" Exclaimed the King's evil twin brother in a sinister tone as he uses finger pyramid of evil contemplation.

Finger Pyramid of Evil Contemplation by Wetpaperbag February 7, 2010

contemplation 

to be thoughtful, to express your feelings and emotions/ to try and communicate with god within yourself, to prey or request with him

Contemplation - If toay was prefect there would be no need for tomorrow

contemplation by Lucky Lunacy December 22, 2005

Contemplationship 

Noun | Con·tem·pla·tion·ship | kon-tem-play-shun-ship |

· Contemplation upon getting into or possible retaining a Relationship
· An act of Starting or keeping interaction relations with another individual WITHOUT an official title or relationship

Or simple Put keeping a bunch of female/male Smash buddies (having a bunch of hoes to smash)
Finessing multiple different females/male to keep them around without making them

we could mess around, I'm not in an actual relationship, but a Contemplationship, i'm not sure if wanna be together with her yet .

This Contemplationship is killing me, I swear i he's always cheating on me, why wont he just make me his girlfriend

Forget my girlfriend bro, i'm in a Contemplationship with my side chick, thats my smash girl there

Contemplationship by Elfresh September 9, 2016

cuntemplating 

When a girl contemplates with her cunt, deciding whether or not to do a guy. Condomplating is pretty much the opposite word for guys.

Girl#1: What were you doing in the bathroom for so long?
Girl#2: I was cuntemplating to fuck Jake or not tonight.

cuntemplating by Uberchica December 10, 2006