cuntimplation
sarah: "I can't stop thinking about how I wasn't to sleep with jess"
Ryan: "sounds like cuntimplation to me"
Ryan: "sounds like cuntimplation to me"
cuntimplation by bignoissy April 1, 2020
Words you can keep
cuntemplating
cuntemplating by bcrystal February 22, 2015
coffee and contemplation
coffee and contemplation by swimz$$&& May 9, 2018
Finger Pyramid of Evil Contemplation
Commonly used by evil bigwigs in a non-verbal showing of how evil their previous phrase or monologue was. The usage is often associated with C. Montgomery Burns.
"After the King is beheaded his kingdom will be ours!" Exclaimed the King's evil twin brother in a sinister tone as he uses finger pyramid of evil contemplation.
Finger Pyramid of Evil Contemplation by Wetpaperbag February 7, 2010
contemplation
to be thoughtful, to express your feelings and emotions/ to try and communicate with god within yourself, to prey or request with him
contemplation by Lucky Lunacy December 22, 2005
Contemplationship
Noun | Con·tem·pla·tion·ship | kon-tem-play-shun-ship |
· Contemplation upon getting into or possible retaining a Relationship
· An act of Starting or keeping interaction relations with another individual WITHOUT an official title or relationship
Or simple Put keeping a bunch of female/male Smash buddies (having a bunch of hoes to smash)
Finessing multiple different females/male to keep them around without making them
· Contemplation upon getting into or possible retaining a Relationship
· An act of Starting or keeping interaction relations with another individual WITHOUT an official title or relationship
Or simple Put keeping a bunch of female/male Smash buddies (having a bunch of hoes to smash)
Finessing multiple different females/male to keep them around without making them
we could mess around, I'm not in an actual relationship, but a Contemplationship, i'm not sure if wanna be together with her yet .
This Contemplationship is killing me, I swear i he's always cheating on me, why wont he just make me his girlfriend
Forget my girlfriend bro, i'm in a Contemplationship with my side chick, thats my smash girl there
This Contemplationship is killing me, I swear i he's always cheating on me, why wont he just make me his girlfriend
Forget my girlfriend bro, i'm in a Contemplationship with my side chick, thats my smash girl there
Contemplationship by Elfresh September 9, 2016
cuntemplating
When a girl contemplates with her cunt, deciding whether or not to do a guy. Condomplating is pretty much the opposite word for guys.
Girl#1: What were you doing in the bathroom for so long?
Girl#2: I was cuntemplating to fuck Jake or not tonight.
Girl#2: I was cuntemplating to fuck Jake or not tonight.
cuntemplating by Uberchica December 10, 2006
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026