1. A woman's inept ability to understand the most basic instructions or comprehend the most basic information presented to her.
2. When a woman twists all the information given to her by a man to either fortify her idea or opinion even though she is wrong or to make a man out to be the "bad guy" no matter what.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.