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The way in which the English said "vagina" in Shakespearean.
"Stick thy penis into thy cunteth".
"Yes, my lord".
Cunteth by It'sCDOnotOCD November 30, 2011
Words you can keep

cuntathon 

When you have to deal with a marathon of cunty women alone or in a group.
1. Dealing with my husbands ex-wife is always a cuntathon.
cuntathon by pfc. Snowball March 25, 2009

Cunteshwar 

A cunty fella of Indian / Nepali / Bangladeshi / Pakistani origin
Cunteshwar was fired from his job because of his behaviour
Cunteshwar by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020

cuntathlon 

When one deals with a series of cunts in a short period of time. eg. When purchasing a house.
Buying my first house has been like competing in a cuntathlon.
cuntathlon by First time Buyer February 12, 2014

cuntthra 

A woman who tries to look appealing, but no one is fooled because her bitchy attitude is so monstrous that it could rival Godzilla.
Mila Kunis is hot, but when she's playing Jackie on That 70's Show, you just want to punch that cuntthra in the face.
cuntthra by Ackuhmar December 3, 2009

Cunteeth 

When a old crusty vagina(a cunt) has teeth inside of it to bite off a dick or eat some diner
Well i was going to fuck her, but you shoulda saw the Cunteeth on her
Cunteeth by K-Mc October 26, 2010

Cunteshkin 

Definition (1.) A very lazy being that doesn't work or aspire to be anything while also being unable to hold their bowels nor properly utilize a toilet or flush.

Definition (2.) The very worst pet you can possibly own. A dirty and disgusting creature that spreads its biological fluids everywhere.
Mick, this is why you can't have a dog, Now clean up after your Cunteshkin...
Cunteshkin by anonymous September 12, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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