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cuntathon 

When you have to deal with a marathon of cunty women alone or in a group.
1. Dealing with my husbands ex-wife is always a cuntathon.
cuntathon by pfc. Snowball March 25, 2009

Cunteshwar 

A cunty fella of Indian / Nepali / Bangladeshi / Pakistani origin
Cunteshwar was fired from his job because of his behaviour
Cunteshwar by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020

cuntathlon 

When one deals with a series of cunts in a short period of time. eg. When purchasing a house.
Buying my first house has been like competing in a cuntathlon.
cuntathlon by First time Buyer February 12, 2014

cuntthra 

A woman who tries to look appealing, but no one is fooled because her bitchy attitude is so monstrous that it could rival Godzilla.
Mila Kunis is hot, but when she's playing Jackie on That 70's Show, you just want to punch that cuntthra in the face.
cuntthra by Ackuhmar December 3, 2009

Cunteeth 

When a old crusty vagina(a cunt) has teeth inside of it to bite off a dick or eat some diner
Well i was going to fuck her, but you shoulda saw the Cunteeth on her
Cunteeth by K-Mc October 26, 2010

Cunteshkin 

Definition (1.) A very lazy being that doesn't work or aspire to be anything while also being unable to hold their bowels nor properly utilize a toilet or flush.

Definition (2.) The very worst pet you can possibly own. A dirty and disgusting creature that spreads its biological fluids everywhere.
Mick, this is why you can't have a dog, Now clean up after your Cunteshkin...
Cunteshkin by anonymous September 12, 2022
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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