A worthless peice of shit who is so repulsive and generally nasty, that calling him a mere asshole simply isnt enough. Thus the word Cunthole was created.
Here is a prime example of a cunthole.
Danny: Hey guys, last night i got a girl incredibly drunk, and then i took advantage of her. I didnt use a condom either, and i gave her clamidia. HAHAHAHAHA
Carl: Danny that was just wrong, why would you do that? You are such a fucking cunthole
Cuntemolegist: A specialist in the field of cuntemolegy. Many young men and even women these days begin early stages of this training in high school, continuing on to university or college, and into early adulthood. Professional cuntemolegists must pass the bar exam offered only by the Vernon Associated Genital Inspectors National Association, or simply V.A.G.I.N.A. Professional cuntemolegists must log over one thousand hours of intimate vaginal inspection and be able to log and classify all known types of human vaginas.
Tony was in deep in preparation for his cuntemolegists exam, the four girls in his dorm room lay side by side on his bed, legs high in the air, while Tony tested various theories of taste, stimulation, and sensatation. Tony loaded new batteries in the cuntemolegists secret weapon, the high speed monstervibe! bearded clam pussygash
Someone who acts as a friend, but really is gathering information to:
a) use against you
b)to use out of context
or
c)to twist into something completely false.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).