Skip to main content

cuntathlon 

When one deals with a series of cunts in a short period of time. eg. When purchasing a house.
Buying my first house has been like competing in a cuntathlon.
cuntathlon by First time Buyer February 12, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch

cuntathon 

When you have to deal with a marathon of cunty women alone or in a group.
1. Dealing with my husbands ex-wife is always a cuntathon.
cuntathon by pfc. Snowball March 25, 2009
A challenge between two or more cumdumpsters in an attempt to become the ultimate ejaculatory fluid swallowing and bathing slut. These competitions can last days, maybe even weeks.
"Sasha was victorious in the last cumathlon after receiving over 9000 facials and swallowing around 20 gallons of sperm."
Cumathlon by ElDanio December 16, 2008

Cuntahontis

Someone who is a cunt, but worse.
Boy 1: Lucy won't answer my calls.

Boy 2: What a cuntahontis!

cuntatron 

Someone who regularly displays characteristics of cuntish behavior.
"he always acts like a cunt!"
"Aye, he is such a cuntatron"
cuntatron by bob geldoff August 4, 2004

cuntation 

A way of describing someone's cuntish actions
Slut shaming Jennie is such a cuntation
cuntation by Valerio Blackley August 9, 2017

Cuntatron 

Someone who is such a cunt that the word means nothing to them this word however is much more powerful and will obliterate anyone the word is used against
“Fuck you and your whole degenerate family”
Shut up you absolute cuntatron before I turn you inside out”
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
Next