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Cunteteer 

A soldier of v cunty behavior: often a female with narcissistic traits, specifically a person who is emotionally stunted, struggles to connect on a deep level, betrays friends/family for selfish and unexplainable reasons, has little to no healthy relationships, burns bridges and never admits fault. Probably has a trust-fund.
She was such a cunteteer.

A cunteteer always chooses more violence.
The way she discarded her friend was extremely selfish and hurtful. It was something only a cunteteer would do.
Cunteteers are awful people.
Cunteteer by illvlli226 November 15, 2022
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Cunceterp0r 

A derogative term used to describe a complete idiot.
A combination of 'cunce' - the non-swearing version of cunt, and also the Counter-Strike command ex_interp.

Cunceterp0r
Fucking hell dude, you're an ansolute cunceterp0r!
Cunceterp0r by nightmare2j December 12, 2003

cuntster 

A person with power or influence, usually in public office, who abuses their position by being a cunt.
As popularised by the Whitstable garage-punk band Centurion Sect
That Michael Gove, he's a real cuntster, and to think, they run the Country
cuntster by centurionsect March 7, 2018

Cuntermercial 

An emotionally blackmailing and often disturbing charity advert that infers a negative moral standing on the viewer if they do not subscribe to them. Usually accompanied by a sanctimonious, platitudinous voice-over and distressing music.

i.e. if you don't give us money, we're showing you is your fault and you are a uncaring/neglectful/heartless cunt.
Dave watched NCIS as always, but in the first commercial break there was a cuntermercial that made him feel terrible for having his comfy sofa and nice girlfriend.

He nearly pledged the 3 bucks a month but the pizza turned up.
Cuntermercial by Snowcaller February 25, 2013

Cuntoleered 

A greasy Italian vagina that will make you disappear like if you upset the mafia.
A cunt you wish you never fucked with
I got to close to her dirty gash and before I knew it I was cuntoleered
Cuntoleered by Dreamspeech February 3, 2019

Country Hipster / Cuntsters 

A normal Hipster tool, who thinks dressing like the Kings of Leon pardons his Ultra-hipster sense of regular wank clothing. Usually these Cuntsters hang in small bands, play instruments such as Ukuleles and Maracas. This species of renegade hipster recently discovered artists such as Johnny Cash they also wear Cowboy hats paying homage to the species favorite movie "Broke-Back Mountain". They also "Dig" barns way more then one should "Dig" a barn. These Cuntsters have travelled to countries such as South America, Indonesia and Thailand in search of mad swell to Froth on.
Country Hipster / Cuntsters: What should we wear tonight?

Hipster: I was thinking a Sweater 3 size too small for me?

Country Hipster / Cuntsters: Na Bra, Flannelette, trucker cap and no shoes with way-farers?

Hipster: Ok, Wolfpack howling at moon shirt it is.

Cunterteers 

Look at them Cunterteers, off to their threesomes
Cunterteers by A honourable cunt August 28, 2019