The second coming of The Wall. He is a constant thorn in the Australian Cricket Team's side. Once he gets in, it is very difficult to get him out. In Yorkshire, England and Down Under, he is also called "Smith."
Omg! That guy is such a Cheteshwar! Once he invites himself to your home, he'll never leave.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'